Both wine and bread at confirmation were fake and this small site might just attract others that experienced the same. Critical voices? Those that participate? Who knows. For those that find sympathy with a walk on the wild sides of life, mountains, rivers or forests but do not pretend to escape. Other bits and pieces the news and also odds and sods that cry out "leave it off mate". Justly a lark and maybe the lark. But the lark will often land on the cactus.
Why on earth would our LavenderB want Whiskers? Is she getting ready for Serbia next year? Will we see her perform again on the stage? That would be a very good thing methinks. get me a ticket.
Does anybody want to?
ReplyDeletehe owes me.
ReplyDeleteCat food.
ReplyDeleteAlong with Shergar.
Why on earth would our LavenderB want Whiskers?
ReplyDeleteIs she getting ready for Serbia next year? Will we see her perform again on the stage?
That would be a very good thing methinks.
get me a ticket.
I can just see LavvBloo as a ginger ZZ Top impersonator.
ReplyDeleteDoes Lav do a good top-spin?
ReplyDeleteOnly when I'm bowling.
ReplyDeleteRumours that our LaviB is armless are now shown to be without substance.
ReplyDeleteBut is she for the bending that we ask?
Maybe not armless but......
ReplyDeleteA story.
I was asked to produce a sperm sample for the doctor.
He gave a bottle and asked me to return it to him.
I asked Lavvy to help.
Well, she tried with her teeth in.
She tried with her teeth out.
She tried with her left hand.
She tried with her right hand.
And she still couldn't open the bottle.
Scottish bottles (like purses) have always been rather tight - so I'm told.
ReplyDeleteand some Scots are tight 24/7 or so it seems.
ReplyDeletePissed agin the lot of ye
ReplyDeleteNot me, ZoZoBear.
ReplyDeleteI'm a working girl today.
Not me, ZoZoBear.
ReplyDeleteI'm a working girl today.
ooops..sori
ReplyDeleteok
ReplyDeletelike your "oopps" i do.
BTW : Does this all mean that nobody has seen Lord Lucan?
Hope Lavvy isn't thinking of performing onstage with Lord Lucan. Her obvious role would be the Nanny. Or Miss Whiplash?
ReplyDeleteIt might be a good idea to set aside one day per month ( or week)for a be naughty to lavenderB blog.
ReplyDeleteWe could make her a real celeb.
ooooooh
ReplyDeletedi I have to dress up..........no matter....i belong to you.....xx
clothes are not important LB.
ReplyDeletenow I rather like that idea...........maybe just a hat and gloves ? hmmmm?
ReplyDeleteyOU CAN KEEP YOUR HAT ON.
ReplyDeletenever trust a woman wearing gloves.