EU VOTING BLOC MOVES TO BAN HARRY POTTER
Poland has been urging EU members to ban Harry Potter.
Too many witches here already it was said.
The only official response so far comes from the UK : " Too late, too late, the Queen cried, Harry Potter has already been well satisfied."
The President of France is considering his response and it is rumoured that he is trying to get contact with his wife to get the details correct for a public comment.
Setting out immediately with Wooffie and brandy barrels, via Hogwarts Cybertravel, so should be with you soon.
ReplyDeleteI did try to make a reasonable post you know.
ReplyDeleteZola is suffering from Yellow Duck syndrome.
ReplyDeleteOh,no,please no !
ReplyDeleteStrawberries are still in season here...and who knows, the weather may be good to you....
only teasing Lavi
ReplyDeleteI had students in Poland who queued all night to get copies of The Book.
ReplyDeleteThey did the same to see The Film.
Perhaps, you might say that Poland is Harry Potter mad in the same way that Poles think all Brits are Princess Diana mad.
Me?. I think JK is very lucky to have found a career with such derivative hogwash.
Hogwarts Hogwash? Not just a career, but a fortune. Not a patch on classic fairy tales. Ersatz, like Narnia.
ReplyDeleteClassic Fairy Tales?
ReplyDeleteIraq can nuke Britain in 45 minutes.
Come on you buggers get it right :-
ReplyDeletea) who is the biggest witch in Poland and does the president know?
b) Has the Queen been satisfied now?
c) Has the wife of French President Suckcosy been forthcoming and come clean?
The Queen is not satisfied or amused my dear Zola.
ReplyDeleteBut do not worry the tax payer will foot the bill after the BBC is sued.
Rowlings laughs her way to the bank.