Friday, July 20, 2007

FEMALE FAQS
Was asked to comment yesterday by one of these e-mailed questions from friends. So I thought i would share it with ya'll.
Question : What is the most frequently asked question from female voices in't morning?

My answer : " Who has pissed on the damned toilet seat again?"
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14 comments:

  1. Anna MR14:26

    Apologies for this, Zola, but I am tagging you.

    x

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  2. zola a social thing14:46

    anna mr : with respect I have been told this many times and this is the first time I reply.
    I have no idea what this "tagging" is all about.
    Forgive me but I keep getting "tagged" and really know nothing about this all.
    BTW : love that photo.

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  3. Anonymous14:52

    I guess you just got your answer......

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  4. Anonymous15:51

    'Who has pissed on the damned toilet seat again?'

    Maybe I know the 'wrong' kind of women?

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  5. zola a social thing15:59

    Fantasy everywhere today I guess.

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  6. Anonymous16:59

    You deserve to be tagged for this sort of thing. ASBO'd and microchipped as well, if you find yourself before the Burrow court.

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  7. zola a social thing18:09

    Can I keep my hat on?
    You may not like what you see.
    Oscar Wilde and all that?

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  8. Anonymous18:22

    Will your testicles wobble?
    Love to see.

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  9. Anonymous22:16

    Stop this at once! You are frightening the horses.

    By Order

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  10. Anonymous23:28

    Times change.
    Used to be first thing said was 'must get back and get my books for Uni'.
    Now?
    'did you knock over the glass wie ma false teeth again?'

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  11. Anna MR23:32

    Zola - the instructions are perfectly legible on my site, my love (oh, and thank you with regard to the compliment you pay my photo...and I have just been calling you nasty names in my comment box, as well, by way of reply to the Ole Tug Boat incident down at The trouser Press - I feel almost guilty now). Tell us eight random facts about yourself, and let the world know it was me who got you to do it.

    I look forward to your revelations....

    x

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  12. Anonymous23:32

    Gentlemen lift the seats in the Burrow.

    By Order

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  13. zola a social thing06:40

    OK Anna Mr but only because I agree to suck your web.

    Anticant : Better to go the the WC methinks. It stops the rooms getting a trifle damp under those seats.

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  14. anticant07:25

    I've been assured that the most polluted seats most of us ever sit on are those in the London Underground. A horrific collection of bugs - literal and metaphorical - have been diagnosed there.

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