Wednesday, July 11, 2007

WHAT AN AFTERNOON THAT WAS

Had a meeting. Got told off.
I was accused of "looking down" at a female member.
She accused me (your clean and pure Zola) of inappropriate behaviour.

I answered that I was looking down naturally and her low cut dress was great.
Then I said, quite harmlessly and in the spirit of Rochdale, " If I had a pair like that I would not go out of the house at all - I would play with myself all day long."

Anyway it got worse and I was asked to leave.

I pleaded truth and honesty but.... inappropriate behaviour.
What should I do?

6 comments:

  1. Zola, you are not a Cabinet Minister in your spare time, by any chance?

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  2. Merk me old : One has to make a living.

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  3. Anonymous16:22

    Just wanking in the backbenchers.

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  4. Anonymous21:08

    You'd be safer sticking to reindeer.

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  5. Anonymous22:02

    I do hope that ZoZoBear's Sticky Moments do not involve reindeer.

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  6. Babs Castle had horns you know!

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