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Saturday, August 25, 2007
COME ON KILLE YOU HAVE A NORWICH LAD NOW Never liked those Rangers lot anyway.......... Sami Hyypia has been banged by Sunderland bring on Tommy Smith we say!!! For those in denial or withdraws-a-plenty the Punch and Judy stuff comes soon.
OK Rangers won again. But Liverpool beat those asbos of Sunderland. Just wait for NORWICH CITY to beat the arse of those Prezzie-party guys of NU Labor in Hull. Zola will, as always, keep you informed.
Just wait LaviB we are OFF right now as the 15.00 hour arrives. The terraces are revolting and I join them today. This our last chance to give a prezzi to nulabour as Norwich ( the last place to have a real rebellion in the UK - trust me this is true)meets Hull. OK where is Hull? It is a place famous for a bridge that almost never happened. It is a safe habour for nulabor wannabees that cannot swim. But Norwich City will show them the way this afternoon.
This is not kind. Notts Forest just lost to Leeds!!!! Now you know why Brian Clough was a good guy. Sori to all this Notts folk out there but facts are facts.
Notts County are struggling again with the likes of a Darlington. It is still 0-0 but why are are fighting each other we ask!!!! Where is the Westminster Football Club?
A certain Trousers link asks me this : "What the fuck has this to do with football? " ?????? I can only reply that I am just playing with myself on a Saturday. No problems. Enjoying it.
By the way Barnsly are doing quite well. Nottingham lot...... dismal.
Huddersfield? Even Carlisle are keeping the famous wall against the rich and famous south.
Damn it in this likkle kuubikle it seems like fun. Bring it on Trousers.
Sori for the delay. There were only two cccbicles for use and there were so so many people waiting for that experience. I must get beck to the football and if Norwich traditions lose to Hull I shall shit a brick.
Celtic ok. Sounds like a gay day for them. Is it 5-0?. I mean gay as it used to be. A good night ahead for the green and whites. But will this win the ..... who cares.
Damit agin, now banned from the Directors boxes. I asked why and was told that I had promoted a team in green and white. So there you have it. I also went for my team of yellow and green ( out of tradition and Friday through to Thursday night fever) but this this was not accepted by the FIXA organisation.
I am now off to have some bacon. It has been a long day. Sori LavenderBlue but the UK trip was simply astounding.
Seems so 'nothing' now, doesn't it but was banned when Our Zola was a boy - having sprung fully clothed from the mouth of Now.Rich.City.
Enjoy.
They're Coming to Take me Away, Ha-Haaa! Napoleon XIV
Remember when you ran away And I got on my knees And begged you not to leave Because I'd go beserk
Well you left me anyhow And then the days got worse and worse And now you see I've gone Completely out of my mind
And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those nice young men In their clean white coats And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
You thought it was a joke And so you laughed You laughed when I said That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right? You know you laughed I heard you laugh. You laughed You laughed and laughed and then you left But now you know I'm utterly mad
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds [these lyrics are found on http://www.songlyrics.com] And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
I cooked your food I cleaned your house And this is how you pay me back For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds Ha! Well you just wait They'll find you yet and when they do They'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A. You mangy mutt
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa They're coming to take me away ha haaa ho ho hee hee To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see those nice young men In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes And they're coming to take me away ha haaa!
Ummmmmmn : Does that beat Nokia welliboot throwing or bog snorkling in Wales? There am I trying my best to keep you informed about the football and all I get back is stuff only the Telegraph would publish as good sense. Ah Dunno.
Anyway the main point is that these phones and computers are thrown to China. Now that has spoilt yer fun for a Monday. I'll teach yer......
Sami Hyypia - busted nose and blurred vision. What does one expect from the North East? If this stops "our Sami" from playing in the next rounds of the qualifying games you will see ZOLA polish his boots and tighten his studs. So there.
"What about the real world" says one e-mailer. And " what about those forest fires and all that Lavender burnt to cinders"? First I cannot think what this had to do with football but I do know that our LavenderBlue is safe now. She shaves. She has said that " it is learning by doing".
OK Rangers won again.
ReplyDeleteBut Liverpool beat those asbos of Sunderland.
Just wait for NORWICH CITY to beat the arse of those Prezzie-party guys of NU Labor in Hull.
Zola will, as always, keep you informed.
How Kind.
ReplyDeleteJust wait LaviB we are OFF right now as the 15.00 hour arrives.
ReplyDeleteThe terraces are revolting and I join them today.
This our last chance to give a prezzi to nulabour as Norwich ( the last place to have a real rebellion in the UK - trust me this is true)meets Hull.
OK where is Hull?
It is a place famous for a bridge that almost never happened. It is a safe habour for nulabor wannabees that cannot swim.
But Norwich City will show them the way this afternoon.
This is not kind.
ReplyDeleteNotts Forest just lost to Leeds!!!!
Now you know why Brian Clough was a good guy.
Sori to all this Notts folk out there but facts are facts.
Notts County are struggling again with the likes of a Darlington. It is still 0-0 but why are are fighting each other we ask!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhere is the Westminster Football Club?
Westminster Football club?
ReplyDeleteEven Mr Mighty Parkinson of Barnsly would not ask that question!
Get on with the game and stop all this chit and chatter.
A certain Trousers link asks me this : "What the fuck has this to do with football? " ??????
ReplyDeleteI can only reply that I am just playing with myself on a Saturday.
No problems.
Enjoying it.
By the way Barnsly are doing quite well.
Nottingham lot...... dismal.
Huddersfield? Even Carlisle are keeping the famous wall against the rich and famous south.
Damn it in this likkle kuubikle it seems like fun.
Bring it on Trousers.
Damit a certain " WINDASS" has scored against Norwich City.
ReplyDeleteWill the Prezzi prevail?
But no fear. It just after half-time calls.
But for all those true supporters please "wave" for the Radical Norwich City and taste the mustard.
Kiss my must-arse
ReplyDeleteAs trousers knows, I have a softspot for Hull.
ReplyDeleteI did my first record there in 1979.
Day before us was Mike Chapman, day after was Def Lepperd.
http://www.michaelchapman.co.uk/biog.htm
Thank you mister high and fuckin mighty but I have work to do here.
ReplyDeleteCeltic is doing it again.
Inverness is not doing so well well but they cannot go down - can they?
Shame about the Kille lot.
The Norwich revolt against those nulabor lot is..... still happening.
When Hull played TWO upfront, a few years back, they ripped well. Even had holidays in Hornsea.
Sori for the delay.
ReplyDeleteThere were only two cccbicles for use and there were so so many people waiting for that experience.
I must get beck to the football and if Norwich traditions lose to Hull I shall shit a brick.
Celtic ok. Sounds like a gay day for them. Is it 5-0?. I mean gay as it used to be. A good night ahead for the green and whites. But will this win the .....
who cares.
Get back to the football or get lost.
ReplyDeleteSori I just needed to go for a piss.
ReplyDeleteBack soon for the "review".
Shit how did I stay awake this long I ask...... gimme the football.
OKNorwichlostthisonebuthat is not a sin.Hullwonagin.Nylabor.dotty.com.
Vote for Nu Labor.
I will not give up.
It could be worse......
Sori labiblue it is one of those weekends but I did enjoy myself.
Back for the review.
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed it I did.
Just for the fun of it.
LavenderBlue was not impressed but never mind - it is just one of my off days.
Merkin?
Woke up too late again.
Who knows what might happen with a ..
UK therapist to care for ME?
Like a good guy should I am back from me piss time and off to bed.
ReplyDeleteThe Gunners did ok.
Man City deserved credit.
So off to bed with a Sven wannabe.
Thanks Trousers for the idea.
ReplyDeleteDamit agin, now banned from the Directors boxes.
ReplyDeleteI asked why and was told that I had promoted a team in green and white.
So there you have it.
I also went for my team of yellow and green ( out of tradition and Friday through to Thursday night fever) but this this was not accepted by the FIXA organisation.
I am now off to have some bacon.
It has been a long day.
Sori LavenderBlue but the UK trip was simply astounding.
Even the football amazed.
I support Inverness.
Pleeze forgive me for I know not what I've done.
ReplyDeleteI will see to you tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteA UK therapist? What you need is Men in White Coats with a strait-jacket.
ReplyDeleteWatch your language, or you'll be barred from the Burrow.
ReplyDeleteBy Order
Seems so 'nothing' now, doesn't it but was banned when Our Zola was a boy - having sprung fully clothed from the mouth of Now.Rich.City.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy.
They're Coming to Take me Away, Ha-Haaa!
Napoleon XIV
Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go beserk
Well you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right? You know you laughed
I heard you laugh. You laughed
You laughed and laughed and then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
[these lyrics are found on http://www.songlyrics.com]
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds
Ha! Well you just wait
They'll find you yet and when they do
They'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A.
You mangy mutt
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ha haaa ho ho hee hee
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa!
erm....Prince Charles I presume...?
ReplyDeleteServes him right for talking to the trees!
ReplyDeleteI talk to the trees
ReplyDeleteBut they don't listen to me
Though when I am King
They'll bloody well have to
The Queen hasn't time
To stop and hear what I say
I talk to them all
In vain
But suddenly Camilla
Calls on her mobile phone
And I am no longer alone
As mine rings too
I tell her my dreams
And while she's listening to me
I suddenly see them
Come true
I can see us on some April night
When I'm acting as her tampon
And she gives me such an awful fright
That I put a gagging clamp on
Then I'll tell you how I pass the day
Writing notes to the Prime Minister
Till he asks me just to go away
In a voice that is quite sinister
So as I only want to please
I go back to the trees
But they still don't listen to me
Like every one else
They think I'm just vain
In vain more like.
ReplyDeleteOn the TV here the results of the World Championships in Mobile Phone Throwing.
ReplyDeleteTommy from Finland won, it seems.
Ummmmmmn : Does that beat Nokia welliboot throwing or bog snorkling in Wales?
ReplyDeleteThere am I trying my best to keep you informed about the football and all I get back is stuff only the Telegraph would publish as good sense.
Ah Dunno.
Anyway the main point is that these phones and computers are thrown to China.
Now that has spoilt yer fun for a Monday.
I'll teach yer......
Sami Hyypia - busted nose and blurred vision.
ReplyDeleteWhat does one expect from the North East?
If this stops "our Sami" from playing in the next rounds of the qualifying games you will see ZOLA polish his boots and tighten his studs.
So there.
"What about the real world" says one e-mailer. And " what about those forest fires and all that Lavender burnt to cinders"?
ReplyDeleteFirst I cannot think what this had to do with football but I do know that our LavenderBlue is safe now. She shaves.
She has said that " it is learning by doing".
Dam it Ipswich had a lucky win yet again.
Please Trousers,
ReplyDeleteNo more posts about masturbation. Please. You can see what your influence is doing to some people.
from an Etttthicccal Blogger
Aberdeen trashed Ipswitch in the EUFA Cup 1981 - and an excellent Ipswitch team at that.
ReplyDeleteAberdeen? Was that the 1981 place that had an American accent?
ReplyDeleteFalkirk!!!
Now there is teamwork for you.