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Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Punch and Judy Continued as the Baby Becomes An Issue.
How will this baby grow up we ask. Is Judy trying to steal the baby from Mr Punch? Why does Judy have strange shapes emerging from her nether back lower regions? The baby smiles.
Judy says: "It's not cellulite, if that's what you're thinking. I bet your ass your ass wouldn't look that great, having a professor's hand up stuck up it all day long. Solely for the amusement of others. Oh no it wouldn't."
That's the way to do it. Reminds me of the infamous Woodpecker Song..... " I stuck my finger up a woodpeckers hole and the woodpecker said god bless my soul Take it out,take it out. REMOVE IT
So I removed my finger from the woodpeckers hole and the woodpecker said god bless my soul Put it back, put it back ReeeePlace it
it goes on and the woodpecker even demands the replaced finger to be REVOLVED.
Does this Judy remind you of Brit Spears? No wonder Mr Punch is holding the baby. Nice people, however, put them into care and then private boarding schools. That's the way to do it.
Bloody hell I do wish you folks would wait for the performance to keep to script. This is mind-bending you know.
We have not got to the sausages yet !!!! We are being given red herrings about elephants and romantic love affairs like that. We have even had celebs comments about a finger placed up nether regions.
Soon be time time to call in the Beadle of the Parish methinks. Zola sulks and goes away to think again
Do you realise that young people might stumble upon this very silly performance? Little Pixie types might get uptight and grab the bollocks off a poor Mr Punch. This is not "appropriate" as a learning experience for our young folk. Where is your "ban this blog" click-in? I must complain.
Judy says: "It's not cellulite, if that's what you're thinking. I bet your ass your ass wouldn't look that great, having a professor's hand up stuck up it all day long. Solely for the amusement of others. Oh no it wouldn't."
ReplyDeleteThat's the way to do it.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of the infamous Woodpecker Song.....
" I stuck my finger up a woodpeckers hole
and the woodpecker said god bless my soul
Take it out,take it out.
REMOVE IT
So I removed my finger from the woodpeckers hole
and the woodpecker said god bless my soul
Put it back, put it back
ReeeePlace it
it goes on and the woodpecker even demands the replaced finger to be REVOLVED.
Does this Judy remind you of Brit Spears?
ReplyDeleteNo wonder Mr Punch is holding the baby.
Nice people, however, put them into care and then private boarding schools.
That's the way to do it.
Has Ms Spears had a finger up her bum?
ReplyDeleteCan you give evidence?
This blog is turning into a Daily Mail editorial.
"... turning into a Daily Mail editorial."
ReplyDeleteThose benefit scroungers too, they should bloody well pull their finger out.
Met the Puke of Edinburgh once.
ReplyDeleteWho should have the baby children?
ReplyDeleteThe Crocodile
ReplyDeleteThe crocodile !!
Bring on the crocodile.
I am currently preoccupied with the Elephant's Child in the Great Green Greasy Limpopo River All Set About With Fever Trees.
ReplyDeleteIf you want me to scrobble Judy's baby, you will have to send me my fare.
I don't give a sausage!
ReplyDeleteThrow the baby out with the bathwater.
That's the way to do it.
Bloody hell I do wish you folks would wait for the performance to keep to script. This is mind-bending you know.
ReplyDeleteWe have not got to the sausages yet !!!!
We are being given red herrings about elephants and romantic love affairs like that.
We have even had celebs comments about a finger placed up nether regions.
Soon be time time to call in the Beadle of the Parish methinks.
Zola sulks and goes away to think again
Do you realise that young people might stumble upon this very silly performance? Little Pixie types might get uptight and grab the bollocks off a poor Mr Punch.
ReplyDeleteThis is not "appropriate" as a learning experience for our young folk.
Where is your "ban this blog" click-in?
I must complain.
But the baby smiles anonimouse!!!
ReplyDeleteThe baby smiles.
Off with its head
ReplyDeleteCongrats to BWI on the comment about colonic irrigation and clean water (on The Graun story of Saint Diana)
ReplyDeleteMr Punch is clearly a vote winner.
ReplyDeleteWomen have only themselves to blame for this.