Tuesday, September 25, 2007

BREAKING WIND-E-NEWS
It was overheard, by my special source, during a WC break after the big Brown speech of Boredmouth that two CBI officials asked Prezzi-Brutarian Brown if he really meant what he said about this "British way" of morality, duty, respect and responsibility. The PM Brown replied : " Oh yes I did. But I did not mean it for the likes of you or I. You must have understood that from the very beginning, surely. But we must get a respect from below and they must show their duty and responsibility to our ongoing ways. It is not servitude I demand but voluntary servitude because that is the tradition of our wonderful Britian. Freedom is a British tradition. "
I leave it up to the forces of history to comment upon that little trickle-down of the information.

4 comments:

  1. As the French say, the Vice Anglais is not buggery but humbuggery.

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  2. Mangelbum of the EU has been saying the same thing recently Anticant.
    Hope you had a good holiday.

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  3. The Scottish police do not retain DNA samples from people who are arrested but not charged.
    That, in itself, is a good enough reason to become Scottish.
    Second reason is 'UncleSam' Brown.

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  4. I blame the Scots for the Industrial revolution meself.

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