Monday, December 17, 2007

BREAKING WIND-E-NEWS
The well known and respected BAE Systems group has promised to provide for each new stake-holder :-
a) ear plugs
b) sunglasses
c) discount funeral arrangements for any family member at risk

The Clean and Clear The Skies organisation said that this was a major breakthrough with value-for-money entertainment.
Hear nothing, see nothing and say nothing.
But there are critical voices suspicious of the senses in all this. One country person said : " what about the smell"?
WE wait for the latest updated news on this sensuous issue.

8 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:36

    Do you really mean BAE?

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  2. Yes.
    If you find any other connection to this complex issue please inform before the next posting.
    Remember we are breaking wind-e-news in a democratic way.

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  3. I got nominated for two awards at the weekend and am so chuffed.
    'I also nominate you for the award " Brainless on CIF". And for good measure, I add the "suck up of the year award", that's for cozying up to other nutjobs.

    Must be doing something right.

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  4. Latest news : The Chairman of the well respected and ethical company, PriceWaterhoseCoppers, is to lead a review into the facts for the future project that is financed by the EU.

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  5. About those awards Merkyperky.
    You must tell us all more and more.
    2 awards is almost scary.
    In one weekend?
    I and others await your post on this in your den of equity.

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  6. Goldman Sachs just made a fortune from the Credit Crunch.
    Surprise, surprise they have also been appointed by the government to advise on Northern Wreck.

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  7. 'Only one poster should be considered.
    *Mrs McCann * aka 'ItWisnaeMe'
    If Clarence Mitchell says she should win it and Peter Power is a signatory then we should bow to the establishment.'
    http://tinyurl.com/yojvek

    Sorry, Zola.

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  8. Murky : you are on a roll methinks.
    Good on yer.

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