Wednesday, February 13, 2008

DUE TO PUBLIC DEMAND A STATEMENT IS NECESSARY
After various tabloid-type comments that fly around and then grow as the gossip grows I must say something before I burn.
Yes : I have been to bed with a cat.
No : I have never been a member of any Trade Union.

Yes : I have shaved a pussy.
No : I have never been a member of any Trade Union.
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4 comments:

  1. Merkin02:08

    I was a member of The British Association of Colliery Managers.
    Have shaved lots of Pussies.
    I have been to bed with a few cats.
    I did burn a little after the last shaven raven I went to bed with.
    Ok, now, though.
    Do I get an award?

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  2. zola a social thing12:20

    Merkin me old : No Award.
    In fact you are terribly close to my wrath.
    I suspect you have Trade Union links.

    Remember the big reasons why we get found to be guilty.

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  3. Anonymous12:57

    My client is not amused.

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  4. zola a social thing15:02

    I bet 100 to 1 that our LaviBlue has been to bed with a cat too!!!
    A fox.
    A ............
    But I doubt been to bed with a Trade Union.
    Hope that helps.

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