USA TARGETS MOON WITH NEW MISSILE
President George W Bush wants to mark the end of his tour of duty with a humanistic bent.
Using the latest technology in missiles the USA targets the moon and says that it will blow up this beast into tiny fragments for the benefit of Mankind.
A Bush aide said : " Too many people suffer from this moon... from headaches thru to hairy hands .... our President wants to show his humanitarian streak. "
We have seen the advertising brochures and we are impressed. If this test goes well we will no doubt buy one before copying it and improving it.
ReplyDeleteFirst we wait to see the results of this test.
I guess that is Ole Rat then... eh?
ReplyDeletevei eh eh ei Cat Stevens will not need to vote no more.
ReplyDeleteWell Jesuswantsyou : We were talking about moon beams not bloody sun beams you know!
ReplyDeleteBe careful.
Set Anticant upon you I will.
Do you work for The Sun newspaper?
ReplyDeleteZola "Lay Your Burden Down"
ReplyDeleteI had a dream.
ReplyDeleteMaggi T naked.
Yes... Maggi T naked.
I swear she smiles.....
Gotta go now.
ReplyDeleteCheckabroom check a boom.
Have a nice weekend
This end of a weak weak
This end
This end
already for the Monday
already for the Monday
Gotta go, gotta go.
Got to write
Gotta write
About you.
Have fun
ReplyDeleteTell that to Popeye.
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