Tuesday, September 09, 2008

MY FAMILY JEWELS ARE NOT FOR SALE

I care not for the fashionable credit crunch brigade. I care not for the merchants of Freddie and Mae. I will not allow me family jewels to be sold.

I am not a prostitute and I am not a politician. Me family jewels are not for sale no matter what the market says.
Me family jewels are renowned for being a safe bet in times of hardship.
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5 comments:

  1. anticant12:07

    I know not who Freddie and Mae are, but they sound like one of those dreadful American sitcoms.

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  2. zola a social thing13:06

    Sorry Anticant another spelling mistake it should have read : Ready and Pay ( copyshite of the the good correctional USA in times of need as the 1930s failed to make first base.

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  3. Anonymous13:25

    This post will be reported to the official watchdog in Westminster. We find this post as totally subversive.

    There will be consequences.

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  4. anticant18:45

    Heavy borrowers are never ready to pay, and rarely do.

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  5. Unknown19:29

    To paraphrase Spike Milligan 'yer family jewels can stand up for themselves'.

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