Friday, September 05, 2008

SOCIAL ORDER RESTORED IN AUSSI
We are happy that social order in Aussie-Land has been restored without too much correctional intervention.
We can rest now that the new Governor-General, Quentin Bryce ( known to the close friends of The Queen as " Bruiser-Bruiser-Nice) is sworn in.
She is the first real female Governor-General to oversee the Aussi-Lands and by all accounts Aussi males are lost for words.

8 comments:

  1. Anonymous13:51

    I hope you feel good now Sir Zola.
    Clive James has just fallen off the wagon after reading your post.
    Expect some feedback.
    If I were you I would look after your foreskin.

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  2. I think you are confusing me with The Merkin.

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  3. I should have thought Dame Edna Everedge was the obvious candidate.

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  4. Indeed Anticant : You should have thought.
    But you did not.

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  5. It wouldn't have been any use if I had. I don't have the royal ear.

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  6. Anonymous09:33

    "Aussi males lost for words" ?
    Since when has it ever been different as Australian men have a tradition of being verbally challenged.

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  7. And sent them homeward to think again.

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  8. Anonymous17:09

    Sheilas Rule OK

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