NEXT I FOLLOW THE FOUR WINDS
I woke up this morning and saw the light.
I have spent a lifetime following two things.
First I followed the Sun.
Ended up walking around in never-ending circles.
So I changed tack.
I then followed the Moon.
Same result?
No.
I saw different things in that same kind of circle.
Thank goodness there's nothing Moonie about our Zola!
ReplyDeleteIf you had followed Rev Sun Myung Moon you would have been Unified and instead of going round in circles you would have got lost in the thickets of an impenetrable maze.
Just like a Kafka novel, only worse.
Ah, at last, you are learning my dear Anticant.
ReplyDeleteNo mass weddings at Zola's.
ReplyDeleteOr mass beddings?
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Noose International (c) You know it, nonsense makes cents (TM).
I know Deirdre, who actually is a good sort and usually talks a lot of sense.
ReplyDeleteI think she hangs in there because she knows all the rest of them are bonkers and while they go on paying her she can do some good by stealth.
Would change to the MIRROR but I just cannot afford it.
ReplyDeleteDaily Moon anyone?