Thursday, January 08, 2009

NIGELLA I AM SO SORRY BUT ...

It has been revealed. Me past has come back to haunt me.
I have no choice but to admit that I was on TV in the 1980s with my own recipe.
Yes on a kind of cook-food-thing programme.

However all is not lost. I remain standing up proud in front of Nigella.

My half an hour was with pea soup mixed with me own special things.
Pea soup a metaphor for the times.

Sorry Nigella I never meant to get you out of bed in the early hours.
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4 comments:

  1. Anonymous14:59

    "Standing up proud in front of Nigella"? Really!

    I expect the truth of the matter is that she kicked you out of bed in the early hours.

    Quite right too.

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  2. Anonymous15:23

    A supercook known as Nigella
    Said "that Zola is not a bad fella.
    His bangers and mash
    Have made such a big splash
    That now they're an A1 best seller."

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  3. zola a social thing11:41

    Who said that sex and food never mix well together?

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  4. Anonymous15:25

    As my old friend the late great diva Anna Russell used to say:

    'Shakespeare says "If music be the food of love, play on". He doesn't say on WHAT - but I think it's a marvellous idea!'

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