Both wine and bread at confirmation were fake and this small site might just attract others that experienced the same. Critical voices? Those that participate? Who knows. For those that find sympathy with a walk on the wild sides of life, mountains, rivers or forests but do not pretend to escape. Other bits and pieces the news and also odds and sods that cry out "leave it off mate". Justly a lark and maybe the lark. But the lark will often land on the cactus.
Friday, March 20, 2009
CULTURE OF VIOLENCE Is the latest trailer advertising the film "Wanted" really a warning to us that sexy Angelina Jolie is planning a school killing event?
The priest in a small Irish village loved the chickens that he kept in a coop behind the church. One Sunday morning before mass he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew there were cock fights in the village, so he decided to ask his parishioners.
During Mass he asked his congregation 'Has anybody got a cock ?'
All the men stood up.
'No, no that wasn't what I meant ... er ... has anybody seen a cock ?'
All the women stood up.
'Oh dearie me ..that wasn't what I meant either ... erm .. has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them ?'
Half the women stood up.
'No, no, no ... oh dear .. that wasn't what I meant at all. What I really mean is, has anybody seen my cock ?'
Sixteen altar boys, two priests, and a goat stood up.
Was that goat a Lord Byron type? Nowt wrong with being a bit horni but I am not sure about this sexy violence thing which was, of course, the original post which has, as always been thrown around like a savings account of an old aged pensioner.
An own-goal for Merkin whilst Wook flounders in the bog behind the the terraces, some sod has smashed all the lightbulbs!
ReplyDeleteFootball on Sat*day.
ReplyDeleteNow that is a a sexy Saturday!
"Something for the weekend, Sir?" How about this:
ReplyDeleteThe priest in a small Irish village loved the chickens that he kept in a coop behind the church. One Sunday morning before mass he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew there were cock fights in the village, so he decided to ask his parishioners.
During Mass he asked his congregation 'Has anybody got a cock ?'
All the men stood up.
'No, no that wasn't what I meant ... er ... has anybody seen a cock ?'
All the women stood up.
'Oh dearie me ..that wasn't what I meant either ... erm .. has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them ?'
Half the women stood up.
'No, no, no ... oh dear .. that wasn't what I meant at all. What I really mean is, has anybody seen my cock ?'
Sixteen altar boys, two priests, and a goat stood up.
Was that goat a Lord Byron type?
ReplyDeleteNowt wrong with being a bit horni but I am not sure about this sexy violence thing which was, of course, the original post which has, as always been thrown around like a savings account of an old aged pensioner.
'Lesbian Vampire Killers' sounds like the ultimate in sick humour. Glad to see the critics are panning it.
ReplyDeleteWe love relieving old age pensioners of their pent-up savings.
ReplyDeleteCome on, oldies, get your rocks off with us!
Surely you mean your socks?
ReplyDelete"find something else to write about that will really piss you off."
ReplyDeleteIs that a threat or a promise?
It's high time this site acquired some moral backbone.
You could trash postmodernism for a start.
"Thus Spake Zolathruster."
A: I don´t think so
ReplyDeleteQ: Is plain stupidity worse than being just fool
No one is obliged to be stupid unless they have physical brain damage. They just think stupid because they haven't been taught to think sense.
ReplyDeleteFools give you reasons, wise men never try.
Sorry, you mob, I'm looking for my pet red ROOSTER...no smut now, you bandits, has anybody seen me, me...er...wandering, uh, cockscomb?
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