A GOOD BLOGGER MUST BE TRANSPICUOUS
A blogger that we trust will say a firm yes or no to questions like :-
a) Have you ever had sexual intercourse on top of a grave in a church yard?
b) Have you ever read the Daily Mail?
c) Have you ever used a credit card?
d) Have you ever masturbated in a public place ( exciting it might be)
e) Have you ever voted for your political party and been proud of it?
f) Have you ever bought cheap wine or beer from a supermarket?
g) Have you ever thought that an Australian is intelligent?
h) Have you ever needed to take a shit when no public toilet was around?
i) Have you ever shit in a public place?
and finally :-
Have you ever been human all too human?
I have my special system for evaluating the responses. Trust me.
Are Zolas trustworthy?
ReplyDeleteIs the Pope a Catholic?
Do bears shit in the woods?
Would you trust Gordon Brown with your life-savings?
You will not pass your exams this way you know !
ReplyDeleteTrust your Zola for a Zola is built upon trust not risk.
"Yes" to the lot...except the beer warn't THAT cheap, being a six-pack of Schell's Best.
ReplyDeleteIf I get nine out of nine do I get an Oscar or an Asbo?
ReplyDeleteAnti-Oz racist jokes are out.
ReplyDeleteHave you heard the one about the Englishman the Scotsman and the Irish woman in the railway carriage?
I'm not telling you - sexist jokes are out too.
"Yes" to all of those questions - except the ones where "no" is the answer.
ReplyDeleteCome on, it's my first time with you! After I've got to know you, maybe! Omens are good.
ReplyDeleteI really must say sorry.
ReplyDeleteI have been having it away for the weekend and it was my first time ( p pp ppp please believe me)
All I wanna to do is to is say sorry to you. Is baby be friens with you.
Please be friends with me.