Wednesday, March 18, 2009

I WILL CUT MY NUCLEAR ARSENAL

I will quit my viagra supplies and intake.
I really cannot afford it anyway.


12 comments:

  1. I should be surprised if you really need it.

    It's all in the mind, you know.

    [Ditto the alleged nood for nuclear arsenals.]

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  2. Need, not nood. I don't know what an alleged nood is, but doubtless I'll come across an actual one here sometime.

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  3. Typical comment from editors.
    It is not "all in the mind" at all.
    It is all in the bollocks !

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  4. My namw is Grampa and I am an alco...er, pharmaceuticals addict....

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  5. Anonymous08:23

    Stand up and be counted!

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  6. Difficult to stand up stright right now due to pharmaceutical consumtion which is all too conspicuous.

    However I was an early member of CND back in my UK days.
    Does that count?

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  7. Damit I just missed me pee.
    Off I go
    sori.

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  8. Actually not, but I do guzzle an un-Godly amount of cider vinegar in water and ginseng. The cider moderates the pee nicely and seems to ease the prostatic comvulsions so salient a feature of this age, I'm finding (not mine -- the post-modern one, hee, hee!)

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  9. good to see you here Wook.
    You make me chuckle.
    Hope I do not wet me pants.

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  10. Angelina Jolie used to make me wet my pants pre-botox.

    Now I am reminded of water but only to try and guess wether she is salt-water or fresh-water.

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  11. You have posted on the wrong thread me Merkin lad.
    Is this why Scotland can never make a good cup final?

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  12. No, the reason Rangers and Celtic made a crap cup final was because they are shite.

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