Monday, March 16, 2009

WHY I AM SO CATHOLIC ...
a) I like to light-boat candles in the wind
b) I like blowing out candles in the calm
c) I am just a pain in the arse.

After so very many complaints last week about philosophical funbits I am now determined to suffer no more of the sins of consistent incontinence.

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  1. Anonymous14:51

    It just goes to show that you can't be too careful... nowadays !

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  2. Golly [with apologies to Carol Thatcher], you make youself sound like Gordon Brown talking to the Pope.

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  3. Anonymous15:29

    That makes two of us.

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  4. It just goes to show that you can't be too careful... nowadays !

    Apoplectic rage sets in.

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  5. Even the Daily Mail had that one Merkin : it just goes to show ...

    Anticant : I do not make myself. I am a social animal from the very beginning.

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  6. So you ARE Gordon Brown talking to the Pope?

    Interesting comment I saw on another site: we stopped being an independent sovereign country when we gave Catholics the right to vote!

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  7. Come on Anticant : I stopped believing in all that when me testicles were tested for a virus.

    You can never be too careful today.

    I noticed that you refused "marks". Is ths the real you?

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  8. Merkin : Rage OK but the other bit?

    The dialectic remains as always you know.

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  9. Not sure what you mean about "refusing marks" - was that a reference to Karl? - but all this "candles in the wind" stuff makes me wonder if you could be a Di Spencer groupie?

    Doesn't seem much like our Zola to me.

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  10. Just to cheer you up, here's a new alphabet:

    A is for apple, and B is for boat,
    That used to be right, but now it won't float.
    Age before beauty is what we once said,
    But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

    So - here's The New Alphabet:

    A's for arthritis;
    B's the bad back,
    C's the chest pains,
    Perhaps cardiac?

    D is for dental decay and decline,
    E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
    F is for fissures and fluid retention,
    G is for gas which we'd rather not mention.

    H High blood pressure--We'd rather it low;
    I For incisions with scars you can show.
    J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
    K is for knees that crack when they bend.

    L's for libido, what happened to sex?
    M is for memory; we forget what comes next.
    N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
    O is for osteo, bones that don't grow.

    P for prescriptions. We have quite a few,
    Give us a pill and we'll be good as new!
    Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
    R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

    S is for sleepless nights, counting our fears,
    T is for Tinnitus; bells in our ears!
    U is for urinary; troubles with flow;
    V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.

    W for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
    X is for X-ray, and what might be found.
    Y for another year we are left here behind,
    Z is for zest WE still have -- in OUR minds.

    We've survived all the symptoms, our body's deployed, and
    We're keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed.

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  11. Anticant the eternal optimist.
    But without such senses of humour where the f..k would we all be. Good to be child-like I guess.

    In fact after my last hospital holiday I returned to give a few childrens books for the kids there. I felt good.
    Made me feel a little better anyway and damn the self-centred feeling in this case.

    It is time to return to Pooh Bear ( I hear a new version is ready soon).
    Bags I be Roo.

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  12. You and I are both Survivors [so far] Zola.

    You know we love you for your courage and sparkling wit.

    Looks as if Spring is coming at long last. Take care, go well.

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  13. Loved the poem Anti!

    I am in the library using a public computer so I can't say any more till my own comp is sorted.

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  14. ssshhh
    Merkin is nicking books agin.

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