Monday, August 03, 2009

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN POTTY-TRAINED ?

In a recent conversation with a UK University chappie I could not help but giggle ( nearly wet me pants in fact) when he said to me that even the older graduates are not well Potty Trained.


I replied to him thus : " Surely a good University seeks to encourage crap detecting in students"...

Then he got out his feather duster and began to tickle me all over.

Ah dunno Oxbridge is not what it never was it seems.
Bring on the nappies that feel good.
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20 comments:

  1. the burrow shrink16:43

    Oh dear me, it's Regression Therapy now is it? Rebirthing will come next, no doubt. A Primal Scream from Zola will be an awesome experience.

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  2. zola a social thing17:49

    Have you never been tickled?

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  3. anticant17:51

    Why do you ask? This is not Facebook or Twitter - or is it?

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  4. zola a social thing18:02

    Digression is often the harbour for those that fear that Primal Scream.

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  5. lurking pinky finger18:47

    My God you lot are really infantile.

    Might I suggest a decent days work?

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  6. serious student19:32

    I got a first.
    Still I cannot even think what you talk about here.

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  7. the crafty chambermaid19:59

    A decent day's work sounds terribly dull. Other kinds are much more fun.

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  8. zola a social thing20:01

    I do understand "serious student" but I have a real thirst coming on right now.

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  9. the morals police20:02

    The standards of this blog are slipping again. Yesterday it was pretty flowers and virgins. Now it is nappies and naughtly chambermaids.

    Harriet Harman has been informed.

    But don't worry - Chloe Smith will not let you down.

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  10. Ed Bollocks20:29

    As it is obvious that there is a problem family here requring round-the-clock supervision, CCTV cameras will be installed shortly.

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  11. snoopers anonymous20:34

    Don't worry - as they are postmodernist CCTV cameras no evaluative judgements will be made of anything that is observed.

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  12. Harriet for no. 1020:37

    There is no need. ASBOs will be issued all round regardless.

    Equality rules OK.

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  13. City fat cat20:38

    Not in our boardroom bonuses it don't.

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  14. michael winner22:11

    Calm down dears while I fetch some clean nappies.

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  15. zola a social thing13:42

    What you lot need is IZAL

    That will teach you a thing or two about getting to the toilet on time.

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  16. red prick university type15:29

    I also make my postal vote from my toilet seat.
    Is there any connection here?

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  17. Merkin16:58

    Cut out the middle man, ordure for the masses.

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  18. zola a social thing17:25

    I do not follow the cricket but I think I get your spin.

    Cricket is not what is was.

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  19. silly middle off18:00

    Scots always have less fun and they cannot play a decent game of cricket.

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  20. zola a social thing18:23

    Come on come on come on.
    Edinburgh is a very nice place to live. Better than Hull or places like that.
    Scots stuff can be ok sometimes even if they lack a sense of humour. ( it is in the genes you know).

    But me post on Potty Training was not just about tissy-tissues you know.

    Other sites do that much better.

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