Oh My Hairy Arse - Oh My Hairy Arse

Let the sun shine in.

Oh my hairy arse
Oh my hairy arse
Let the Sun shine IN.

IT'S "BLACK STUFF" ARTHUR'S DAY A'COMING UP

For all you cult-like experts and for all you pedantic piss-artists I admit I begin one day early. But there you have it and there it is.

As I'ma feeling better right now I'za tinker that I will have a stinker.

Take pity already for my "staff" who do not come from around these parts but are cheap to employ.

IT IS DECISION TIME FOR THE INCURABLE INCUBUS ZOLA

Damit I am on the big list for Swine Flu injections.

I think it is better if I move away, like Frankenstein(ian) moralists to a new home fur(i-furry)there north.

All this decision-making is really quite un-natural you know.

ALL MY OWN WORK

With due respect to my father what you see to the left of you is all my own work.

Zola Has Been a Little UNWELL

Back soon, back soon...

I blame it on that damned boating trip.

Me missis went down with flu.
I kept on giving her good meat injections but soon felt quite weak myself.
I did me duty but I ...

Slowly getting back into the real world but for now you must all forgive my very unprofessional behaviour but ...

It is normal for me to be late with a deadline.

POOH AND PIGLET POP UP AT THE BOTTOM OF MY GARDEN

Let us praise Pooh and Piglet and all ( like Tigger, Kanga, Roo, Owl, Rabbit and even Aunty Anticant) because they have not yet been buried.

In an Green era of transparency and "closure" I will, through a most beautiful picture, show you, quite clearly, who lives at the bottom of my garden.

Praise to Piglet

IT IS TALKED ABOUT - STIMULATION

When a few big boys start talking about "stimulation" I get nervous.

What is a stimulation of THE economy? Is that a silly question?

TENS UPON TENS OF MILLIONS OF USERS

have received an apology.

But it's all right now
( I tell you baby)
All right now.

17 years or 70 years and what have we got?

Another year over and ... if things do not change they will be the same as before.