Wednesday, October 28, 2009

BREAKING WIND-E-NEWS ON SWINE FLU

There has been found to be a link between prohibition and Swine Flu.

The more prohibition the more Swine Flu.

At last we get some good news.

10 comments:

  1. In order to avoid Swine Flu you must prohibit breathing.

    "Coughs and sneezes spread diseases"

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  2. Trap your germs in a hanki.

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  3. the burrow beadle18:06

    No hanki-panki here.

    Catch your atishoos in tissues.

    By Order

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  4. dame barbara18:09

    And no breaking wind in front of the ladies! Our needs come first.

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  5. very very silly but nice.

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  6. I ate cabbage soup specially in honour of this blog!

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  7. herbie vore00:19

    Welcome to the club, old fart.

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  8. May I suggest a good bit of Old Bran mixed with a dram or two of Glencoe "malt"?

    If taken it might improve the quality of this blog !

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  9. I do find the need, from time to time, to imbibe when blogging

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  10. I do feel the need, from time to time, to imbibe when not blogging.

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