Tuesday, December 08, 2009

I HAD A DREAM

I was bonking with a beautiful mermaid by the seashore.

You must excuse me right now I need to go back to bed.

6 comments:

  1. Sounds fishy to me. And watch out in case Mrs Zola finds seaweed in the sheets.

    But we can all dream, can't we?

    Thank goodness.

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  2. But Anticant ! This was real.

    I have just re-employed my lawyer to manage the crisis.

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  3. Sounds as if what you need is a marriage guidance counsellor rather than a legal eagle.

    Or maybe that dear old turtle??

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  4. Anticant ! How can you always get things wrong?

    If you might talk about a mirage council along with me turtle then I might, just might, begin to believe that my hair-dresser loves me for ME myself.

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  5. First you say it was a dream.

    Then you say it was real.

    Now you tell us you have a hair-dresser.

    Next you will be boasting that you still have some hair.....

    What is the bald truth?

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  6. Merkin is The Bald Truth.

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