HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE ANTICANT?

OFFENDERS ON THE "NET" WILL BE DOWNLOADED.

Those that offend against the network(s) will be pasted and cut.

Which University did you "go to"?

Or try to go to.

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Here here Kitty Kitty.
But please no catty politics today.

WEEKEND THOUGHTS FOR LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIPS

As my Grandmother tried to teach me to suck eggs I now remember one of her words of wisdom that came across me like nothing else before. She told me a little story about my grandfather coming home on a Friday night.

Grandfather kissed her. First on the lips. Then he went down. Kissed her neck and the story goes on as her belly bits were kissed with a passion.

He then kissed her thighs and then he got slapped across the face.

She said : If that was a pub you would not have missed that would you!

WHAT THOUGHTS DO I HAVE IN MY SAUNA?

A SHORT HISTORY OF WINNIE CHURCHILL

IN KINDNESS AND RESPECT : MASSAGE TO MARINA HYDE

Jesus wept our Marina will be burnt out within a year if we do not look after her.

IS IT NOT STRANGE?

Is it not strange when so many "really-lefty-types" were complaining, with a rather academic bent too, about the New Labour education education education thing?

Today the typical rightist media says the same.

I wonder just how many other examples we might find of the old-fashioned Left being proved correct by the established concerns of today?

Can you think of any?

UK UNEMPLOYMENT HEADING FOR THREE PLUS MILLION?

Come on, come on.
The UK economy needs at least 4-5 million people unemployed before it even gets itself into the starters for 10.

Bubble economy things are like that.

Wat you got was Watneys.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY REMAINS A DAMNED GOOD WRITER

Hemingway wrote as if he always felt the tip of the iceberg was enough to be seen. The readers imagination and knowledge would do the rest.

His 4th wife, Mary Welsh Hemingway wrote a very kind and diplomatic book about their lives together. It was called " How It Was". It was Mary that called this top of the iceberg Hemingway "dandy".

The works of Hemingway deserve to be re-visited yet again as there was, as he said in his Nobel Prize winning speech, more to him that meets the eye.

WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW IS COURAGE AND CONVICTION

This is no time for dilly-dally imps and whimps. Today we need action. We need those people that will stand up straight for the good principles.

No matter what. It is a time to be firm and erect.

I WISH EVERYBODY A HAPPY MONDAY

I have never ever blogged to make money out of any person.

I blog "just for the fun of it".

If that is postmodern then so be it.

A SIGN WITH A SIGNIFICANCE

Even in the postModern world(s) of silly signs there remains some sense.

Signs may remain with reason and truth attached.

SHITTING IN THE WOODS

There was I, a virile young fella, conquering the wilderness of the north.

Then, in the middle of an oldy-worldy foresty kind of place, I needed, dare I say it, a shit.

I found myself a nice and welcoming and horizontal fallen tree. Just the job for this I said to myself with the wisdom of a real outdoors kind of guy. I would sit upon this fallen tree and shit.

But me money wallet dropped into the poop.

Like I said before where there is shit there is money.

A PHILOSOPHICAL ISSUE OF SIGNIFICANCE

What does the shit of a robot smell like?

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN POTTY-TRAINED ?

In a recent conversation with a UK University chappie I could not help but giggle ( nearly wet me pants in fact) when he said to me that even the older graduates are not well Potty Trained.


I replied to him thus : " Surely a good University seeks to encourage crap detecting in students"...

Then he got out his feather duster and began to tickle me all over.

Ah dunno Oxbridge is not what it never was it seems.
Bring on the nappies that feel good.

PICTURE OF LILY : send to others who you dislike

This is, of course, a nice little pici from me garden. Me Orange Fire Lily blooms and blossoms like Lily Allen in heat or the Jersey Lily taking a jolly jaunt on the wild-side.

But to send such a Lily to "another" is a sign of hard times and ...

You may give your name list here - I will then send Lilium Bulbiferum to them all and all from me own Garden of Eden.