Zola-Ink-Spots

2010-09-03T09:48:00.003+02:00

Who Is Tony, Where Is Rupert?

What the hell has Sylvia got to do with it?

Maybe we should change the clocks so that those dark hours do not arrive at the wrong time.

Oh : Ah Dunno......

2010-05-05T12:21:00.002+03:00

Rest In Peace Anticant

You deserve it.

What did you leave us with?
That is easy to answer.

Keep on trying and working and doing towards that which is right and to the good. ( but still find a joke or a dig at the postmodern-turns that tickle)

Anticant : you were a beauty beyond words.

2010-03-03T12:11:00.003+02:00

Zola Is Not Amused

I never thought that Social Realism was like this.

2009-12-17T13:05:00.001+02:00

Climate Change : a window of opportunity

The rich already know this and say bring it on.

2009-12-16T15:26:00.003+02:00

POSTMAN PAT IS FOR THE CHOP

The hermeneutics of this versus that is to be banned although, this far, they can only ban the messenger.

Is this, yet again, the death of "left and right"?

2009-12-14T15:27:00.002+02:00

All We Want for Christmas is :-

My two front teeth?

Can it be? Mr B?

I am sure that we want other things.

For me it is ............. A Christmas Pudding

2009-12-11T13:47:00.002+02:00

IN THE NORTH THE ELK IS OFTEN PISSED

Northern Elks enjoy, at this time of the year, well fermented apples and things like that. It does wonders for their X-Factor ratings.

Have you ever seen an elk when pissed?

Such a sight makes me glad to be human.

2009-12-10T15:26:00.001+02:00

IT IS SO VERY VERY DARK

As I write I sense that I have hardly seen a sun or even a dim lighted day for sometime now. We are now getting to the dark times.

OK you try and live happily with almost 24 hours of damned darkness.

2009-12-09T14:06:00.003+02:00

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE "EUROPEON"

Let us face it. Europeons ( that is European peons) have been a'plenty.

There was once a newspaper with such a name.
The crossword was designed for those that had had a tipple or two.

From the 1600s in Britain through to the late 1700s in France the really existing "Europeon" was always getting lost somewhere.

2009-12-08T08:26:00.001+02:00

I HAD A DREAM

I was bonking with a beautiful mermaid by the seashore.

You must excuse me right now I need to go back to bed.

2009-12-07T12:05:00.002+02:00

I WILL DO MY BIT FOR COPENHAGEN

I will only eat my delicious pea soup on a Thursday.
Over the Xmas I will eat up as many farting beasts as I can.

Along with Mr Murdoch I have de-googled the University of East Anglia.

I am also planning never to piss in the snow again ( even if I thought it was nice art work).

I am working hard on a few more decisions but it may take a week or two to finalise the totality.

2009-12-02T15:08:00.002+02:00

WAS IT BILL OR WAS IT BEN ?

That turned the flower pot around just then.

Am I mad if I google and bad if I bing?

A few years ago I would never have dreamt of a thing

Like this.

2009-11-27T15:27:00.002+02:00

I AM NOW OFF TO PLANT A LITTLE TREE

I am doing this to show my togetherness and consideration for the world.

This my day of really Royal feelings and celeb feelings at that.

Let us also celebrate, at the same time, our Green Stock wisdom.

2009-11-25T13:59:00.002+02:00

WE MUST CHARGE THE BANKS FOR BEING OVERDRAWN

Those that get into pitifully bad debt must end up paying.

After all those savings accounts and pensions and insurance premiums it is high time that the overdrawn banks paid their dues.

2009-11-23T11:45:00.002+02:00

WOULD YOU COMMENT ON THIS PICTURE TONI?

You must have seen it before.

But Toni : do you have any nice pictures from Iraq?

2009-11-20T11:34:00.003+02:00

WHO SHOULD WE BRAND AND WHY?

It seems to be that loveable and sturdy ponies on Exmoor are being branded. That is scarred. That is classified and disfigured. Are there good reasons why we should "brand" beings?

Of course there are.
We should "brand" our politicians. Not necessarily with a red hot poker but certainly with some kind of permanent ear-ring or burnt mark on the forehead.

Why?
Because we own them. We pay for them. Therefore we must control them and mark them well for life.

2009-11-18T16:23:00.002+02:00

WE HEAR THAT : REPOSSESSIONS ARE LOWER THAN EXPECTED

What is really significant here is that a parliament and a party has this lack of historical fact as common knowledge.

2009-11-17T12:35:00.004+02:00

BEING AFTER DEATH

I have been a pondering. Which of the elemental facilities would be the prefered choice for our Being after death?

Fire?

Earth?

Water?

Under this rage for privatisation I am beginning to understand that even my poor life will end as an expensive trick ( and a profit for somebody else). That is even with "cut-price" funerals.

2009-11-16T16:41:00.003+02:00

I GET THE FEELING AGAIN THAT ...

The war-machine and the political-economy is warming up agin.

My voice is not so powerful anymore. My ears are also immune to Sgt Major training schemes.

But I am left, still, with my sense of smell.

Something stinks to high heaven right now.

2009-11-14T19:43:00.004+02:00

WHAT A WEEKEND...

First I was enchanted afresh as my daughter joined with 70 others to perform Adiemus ( Songs of Sanctuary ) and I was lucky to be able to attend as an enchanted member of the audience.

Then I attended a funeral. One of our beloved neighbours died and was buried today. She was only ninety five years of age. It was a very formal funeral. That was OK.

2009-11-13T15:46:00.002+02:00

THE RESEARCH HAS BEEN DONE

The results are clear.

Those reading and contributing to the pages of this blog are those with :-

a) a high IQ
b) a high measured mass of cerebral matter
c) long penises, and
d) an inability to suffer fools gladly

2009-11-09T16:19:00.005+02:00

JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT ALL

As you will know, or have at least felt deep down in your hearts, we now have the first homosexual BISHOP in the Nordic lands.

She is quite humble in accepting her honour as taken away to an infinate gay period that is a'coming all the time.

2009-11-07T13:48:00.002+02:00

I MISS SMITHS CRISPS BECAUSE
Sometimes the little blue salt bag was damp and I could get angry.
Sometimes there was no damned salt bag there at all so I could get really pissed off.
Things were oh so much better then.

2009-11-06T15:23:00.002+02:00

POPPY-COCK ANY ONE OUT THERE?

Before I ever would enter the killing fields I would need a strong shot of something or another to stop me thinking.

2009-11-03T14:25:00.002+02:00

FROM THE IVORY TOWERS
There is hope.
A thing is only a thing when it is thinging to be sure BUT...

As far as I can make out young students begin to understand that they are but mere "things" in this education game. But ...

As a "human resource" they search for more.

As I understand it now a "thing is only a thing when it is thinging" but what then when a thing refuses to thing all the time?

2009-10-30T12:32:00.002+02:00

DUE TO THE DEPRESSION...

I must earn a crust again next week. After all those years of work I had hoped for a bit of peace and fun but fuck all that now.

My main theme for next week is really quite simple ( they pay me) but in another way of saying - my theme is :-

" A thing is a thing only when it is thinging".

2009-10-28T15:05:00.002+02:00

BREAKING WIND-E-NEWS ON SWINE FLU

There has been found to be a link between prohibition and Swine Flu.

The more prohibition the more Swine Flu.

At last we get some good news.

2009-10-23T14:51:00.002+02:00

IT SEEMS TO ME THAT ...

The more people that can read about ultra-Mega-massive stuff the more people can shake their heads in fatalistic disbelief.

Yet to ban the books is one of the worst possible options.

2009-10-23T13:01:00.003+02:00

SWEDEN LIKES HOMOSEXUALS MARRIED IN THE CHURCH

It has been 30 years since Swedes said that homosexuals were not beasts to be sent to the knackers yards.

Today homosexuals get married in a church.

Is this the beginning of the "Gay Theology"?

2009-10-21T12:03:00.003+02:00

ORGANISING WINTER-WELFARE FOR ALL IS ...

Perhaps it is a Green Man's Burden no more and no less.

As I put out my social "givings" to the little and hungry greedy birds I found a bigger squirrel nicking the whole lot.

I guess I am just an old fashioned Romantic but I do feel that this is a little unfair.

2009-10-16T12:29:00.002+02:00

KINDER SCOUT : Protected Now They Say

After wandering over Kinder ( sometimes been burnt to a cinder... and with more stories than even an Anitcant can tell) I hear that those high up peat bogs and rocks and all that are now a natural treasure for the UK.

Anybody remember the protests from a few years ago? Anybody recall the ways that working folk were denied access to the so called "outdoors"?

Brings back a memory. One day as I was tramping upon the Kinder Scout moors I was stopped. A friendly man asked me : " How far is the Snake Inn"?

2009-10-15T14:38:00.002+02:00

I Have Just been a feeding of the birds IN MY GARDEN

Then I stopped to cider-consider the real issue.

Was this an act of total absurdity? Was this an act of feeding those that demand feeding?

Or was this an act of welfare for us all together?

2009-10-13T12:35:00.002+02:00

I HAVE JUST SEEN

A hyper-ventilating Muppit.

Arh shit this is not going to do my career any good at all.

2009-10-12T13:06:00.002+02:00

A FEW DAYS IN THE LIFE

After the first snows it is already starting to feel very cold. At least "up here".

The birds seem crazy in wanting to fatten up.

I think I must fatten up too. I have been that boring old 70 kilos for long enough now. It is time to improve.

I am thinking about eating more.
Problem : ??? :

I likes me steaks red and raw.

2009-10-05T11:59:00.002+02:00

WHY I AM SUCH A GOOD EUROPEAN

It is because I am a doppel-ganger.

That is, setting aside, that I am also a decadent as well ordered as the very antithesis of that typical decadent itself.

In fact I have that instinct to be right and wise.

2009-10-02T10:38:00.002+02:00

I FEEL OBLIGED TO SEND THIS TO ALL AND SUNDRY

I have been sent this "image" by a woman that has been holidallying in Italy.

I feel it is my duty to inform the public of the dangers that do seem to be rather exciting.

However I publish this picture-text only on the trust that my secret sender inspires.

2009-09-30T13:03:00.002+02:00

Oh My Hairy Arse - Oh My Hairy Arse

Let the sun shine in.

Oh my hairy arse
Oh my hairy arse
Let the Sun shine IN.

2009-09-23T09:47:00.004+02:00

IT'S "BLACK STUFF" ARTHUR'S DAY A'COMING UP

For all you cult-like experts and for all you pedantic piss-artists I admit I begin one day early. But there you have it and there it is.

As I'ma feeling better right now I'za tinker that I will have a stinker.

Take pity already for my "staff" who do not come from around these parts but are cheap to employ.

2009-09-18T14:33:00.003+02:00

IT IS DECISION TIME FOR THE INCURABLE INCUBUS ZOLA

Damit I am on the big list for Swine Flu injections.

I think it is better if I move away, like Frankenstein(ian) moralists to a new home fur(i-furry)there north.

All this decision-making is really quite un-natural you know.

2009-09-16T10:20:00.002+02:00

ALL MY OWN WORK

With due respect to my father what you see to the left of you is all my own work.

2009-09-10T14:20:00.003+02:00

Zola Has Been a Little UNWELL

Back soon, back soon...

I blame it on that damned boating trip.

Me missis went down with flu.
I kept on giving her good meat injections but soon felt quite weak myself.
I did me duty but I ...

Slowly getting back into the real world but for now you must all forgive my very unprofessional behaviour but ...

It is normal for me to be late with a deadline.

2009-09-04T12:54:00.005+02:00

POOH AND PIGLET POP UP AT THE BOTTOM OF MY GARDEN

Let us praise Pooh and Piglet and all ( like Tigger, Kanga, Roo, Owl, Rabbit and even Aunty Anticant) because they have not yet been buried.

In an Green era of transparency and "closure" I will, through a most beautiful picture, show you, quite clearly, who lives at the bottom of my garden.

Praise to Piglet

2009-09-03T12:55:00.002+02:00

IT IS TALKED ABOUT - STIMULATION

When a few big boys start talking about "stimulation" I get nervous.

What is a stimulation of THE economy? Is that a silly question?

2009-09-02T12:49:00.003+02:00

TENS UPON TENS OF MILLIONS OF USERS

have received an apology.

But it's all right now
( I tell you baby)
All right now.

2009-09-01T14:43:00.002+02:00

17 years or 70 years and what have we got?

Another year over and ... if things do not change they will be the same as before.

2009-08-26T10:04:00.003+02:00

HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE ANTICANT?

2009-08-25T13:50:00.002+02:00

OFFENDERS ON THE "NET" WILL BE DOWNLOADED.

Those that offend against the network(s) will be pasted and cut.

Which University did you "go to"?

Or try to go to.

2009-08-24T11:58:00.003+02:00

MYSTIC MANGELEDBUM CAPTURED BY ME CAMERA

Here here Kitty Kitty.
But please no catty politics today.

2009-08-21T13:19:00.002+02:00

WEEKEND THOUGHTS FOR LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIPS

As my Grandmother tried to teach me to suck eggs I now remember one of her words of wisdom that came across me like nothing else before. She told me a little story about my grandfather coming home on a Friday night.

Grandfather kissed her. First on the lips. Then he went down. Kissed her neck and the story goes on as her belly bits were kissed with a passion.

He then kissed her thighs and then he got slapped across the face.

She said : If that was a pub you would not have missed that would you!

2009-08-20T14:35:00.003+03:00

WHAT THOUGHTS DO I HAVE IN MY SAUNA?

2009-08-18T14:38:00.001+03:00

A SHORT HISTORY OF WINNIE CHURCHILL

2009-08-14T14:09:00.002+03:00

IN KINDNESS AND RESPECT : MASSAGE TO MARINA HYDE

Jesus wept our Marina will be burnt out within a year if we do not look after her.

2009-08-14T11:54:00.002+03:00

IS IT NOT STRANGE?

Is it not strange when so many "really-lefty-types" were complaining, with a rather academic bent too, about the New Labour education education education thing?

Today the typical rightist media says the same.

I wonder just how many other examples we might find of the old-fashioned Left being proved correct by the established concerns of today?

Can you think of any?

2009-08-13T12:55:00.002+03:00

UK UNEMPLOYMENT HEADING FOR THREE PLUS MILLION?

Come on, come on.
The UK economy needs at least 4-5 million people unemployed before it even gets itself into the starters for 10.

Bubble economy things are like that.

Wat you got was Watneys.

2009-08-12T12:54:00.003+03:00

ERNEST HEMINGWAY REMAINS A DAMNED GOOD WRITER

Hemingway wrote as if he always felt the tip of the iceberg was enough to be seen. The readers imagination and knowledge would do the rest.

His 4th wife, Mary Welsh Hemingway wrote a very kind and diplomatic book about their lives together. It was called " How It Was". It was Mary that called this top of the iceberg Hemingway "dandy".

The works of Hemingway deserve to be re-visited yet again as there was, as he said in his Nobel Prize winning speech, more to him that meets the eye.

2009-08-11T14:37:00.003+03:00

WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW IS COURAGE AND CONVICTION

This is no time for dilly-dally imps and whimps. Today we need action. We need those people that will stand up straight for the good principles.

No matter what. It is a time to be firm and erect.

2009-08-10T20:42:00.002+03:00

I WISH EVERYBODY A HAPPY MONDAY

I have never ever blogged to make money out of any person.

I blog "just for the fun of it".

If that is postmodern then so be it.

2009-08-06T17:11:00.002+03:00

A SIGN WITH A SIGNIFICANCE

Even in the postModern world(s) of silly signs there remains some sense.

Signs may remain with reason and truth attached.

2009-08-05T16:26:00.005+03:00

SHITTING IN THE WOODS

There was I, a virile young fella, conquering the wilderness of the north.

Then, in the middle of an oldy-worldy foresty kind of place, I needed, dare I say it, a shit.

I found myself a nice and welcoming and horizontal fallen tree. Just the job for this I said to myself with the wisdom of a real outdoors kind of guy. I would sit upon this fallen tree and shit.

But me money wallet dropped into the poop.

Like I said before where there is shit there is money.

2009-08-04T16:32:00.000+03:00

A PHILOSOPHICAL ISSUE OF SIGNIFICANCE

What does the shit of a robot smell like?

2009-08-03T16:26:00.003+03:00

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN POTTY-TRAINED ?

In a recent conversation with a UK University chappie I could not help but giggle ( nearly wet me pants in fact) when he said to me that even the older graduates are not well Potty Trained.

I replied to him thus : " Surely a good University seeks to encourage crap detecting in students"...

Then he got out his feather duster and began to tickle me all over.

Ah dunno Oxbridge is not what it never was it seems.
Bring on the nappies that feel good.

2009-08-01T08:06:00.003+03:00

PICTURE OF LILY : send to others who you dislike

This is, of course, a nice little pici from me garden. Me Orange Fire Lily blooms and blossoms like Lily Allen in heat or the Jersey Lily taking a jolly jaunt on the wild-side.

But to send such a Lily to "another" is a sign of hard times and ...

You may give your name list here - I will then send Lilium Bulbiferum to them all and all from me own Garden of Eden.

2009-07-31T08:23:00.002+03:00

ROLL UP ROLL UP BUY YOUR DISCOUNTED CHILCOTS HERE

Chilcots are cheap today and cheaper than yesterday

And NO : you are not going to get a picture today with this.
Everytime I give you lot a picture you abuse me self-esteem.

2009-07-27T14:13:00.002+03:00

NORWICH CITY GOING ON A TRIP UP HIGH

2009-07-24T15:21:00.006+03:00

NORWICH SMELLS THE MUSTARD

Chloe Smith needed to change her image. Can you blame her with a first name like Chloe and a follow up like Smith (( imges of confusion around here as the well muscled and Brezzi-styled eyebrows struggle with a more delicate and Deloitte(tishis) career move)).

But I have it on her honour that "she will not let me down".

Me well tested... orr..onknownies of tradition, as one bastion of bullishness, finds a certain sympathy through such promises.

But I remain suspicious as she studied English Litt at York University.

Why on earth would anyone travel all the way from Naawich to study the gems of Literature we ask. Suspicious I remain.

2009-07-17T14:24:00.003+03:00

T'WAS DOWN WHERE FISHER FOLK GATHER'd

As I wandered far from the throng
And
As I searched
For more red sailors on't sea;
Down by the harbour, I heard,
A crippled woman
Sing out!
To me?

Red sails in the sunset

2009-07-16T16:47:00.003+03:00

I HAVE JUST TAKEN ON NEW STAFF

I think he will soon be ready for when Peter Mangledbum and Sarah Brownie-Points arrive for their ( all expenses paid) Lapland meeting.

Cherie Blair was also due to attend but the Pig Flue finally caught up with her. She is banned. Never know what you might catch from Blairs.

2009-07-14T13:38:00.003+03:00

EXOTIC SPECIES ARE EVERYWHERE IT SEEMS

We learn that exotic species exist. They can be found even between the borders of a France, a Holland and ( would you believe it) a UK.

Or at least the remains of such ...

This all had me thinking about our existing exotic species-beings. Damn I began to think. I came up with :-

1. intellectual mind invited for a chat in the bar
2. sexy beast willing to keep his or her mouth shut in public
3. blogger good at spelling and with grandma
4. hunter-gatherer not on the pay roll of Mr Murdoch et al
5. decent pub in Dublin

OK I know that is only five. What do you expect on a Teas'day.

2009-07-12T16:01:00.002+03:00

I HAVE SEEN SYD BARRETT

This morning there landed a kind of UFO in me back garden. Out of it walked what can only be described as a Syd Barrett in drag.

But he is alive and well.

2009-07-09T13:53:00.005+03:00

WHEN A WAR COMES ALONG

"Back the great attack ... with War Savings".

2009-07-06T12:14:00.002+03:00

IT IS A SAD SAD DAY FOR SOUTHWOLD

The wonderful local radio ( FM) station, based at the school of our beloved St Felix scholars, has been sanitised by that Libby Perves.

What more can I say but a waste of the talent that traditionally comes with the St Felix way of adventure and edification.

Libby Perves? Even without the pun here : this is quite disgusting.

Come on St Felix students do you know what you are getting into here?

2009-06-30T14:12:00.005+03:00

THIS IS THE HOUSE WE and our D -503 BUILT

and this is what confused it all.

2009-06-24T19:04:00.002+03:00

LIFE IN HELL IS RATHER NICE THANK YOU

Forgive the forgivable delays on this normally Punktual blog. The longest day of the year celebrations just seemed to long tall sally along as if the rest of the dismal year was actually escapable.

Highlights? ( None of you are interested in my social policy lectures or even my political reforms and all you seem to want is my personality and my lifestyle anti-choices ) There were many highlights.

Perhaps the one that places me on the right spot and the tight spot was the evening out with three younger ladies - drinking, dancing and all that. When my lungs gave up it was good to see that women today can come out well on top. At least these younger ladies were younger than me.

Right now, at plus 35 degrees C in the sun, I feel like a lizard with a rough tongue bending ( not a dead man walking but a rough tongue bending) but I fear me benders must stop for awhile until I get back to the calms and the shades of the mundane existence that is the cash nexus.

Me pensions are wilting yet again and I guess I must make some effort to bring in some ready cash if I am to survive this summertime in the ways that I deserve.

2009-06-18T14:44:00.002+03:00

MID-SUMMER BEGINS RIGHT NOW
All of naughty Nordics begin the longest day celebrations as of tonight. We need at least one day for practice sessions you see.

The Sun will also not set on the Blair Pumphire.Co.
Tax payers paid hundreds of pounds for his "shredding services".

Anyway I could turn out to be grumpy, very grumpy or terribly grumpy if I have any hangover on this first practice session tonight.
But knowing me, knowing you : You will forgive me and I will not give a fuck anyway.

See you again in Too-morrious-valds.

2009-06-16T14:18:00.003+03:00

YESTERDAY'S WORLD RETURNS

It is a sideways world today with the same smart smiles and the same tricky-dicky bows.

But the camera obscura is no more.

Arse about tit is no longer a philosophical subject.

Poor Winston gets famous yet again as he wilts and tilts and as George Orwell is celebrated by a few for 60 damned years of fame and 1984.

But fear not. "WE" were there even before 1948.

2009-06-14T15:50:00.003+03:00

MESSAGE TO PM
from me old mate Thomas Gooding

2009-06-12T09:26:00.003+03:00

THE CORRIDORS OF CONTEMPLATION AND CONVERSATION

I must come clean. I did do me bits of soul-searching and clarification. It will be clear to you all that I, The Zola, have returned as a better person.

2009-06-11T15:18:00.004+03:00

I WILL NOT SAY SORRY ... but
I accepted an all expenses trip to the UK last week ( although I only charged the minimum wage for the public lecture and display). It was never my intention to return home "in pocket" but if you want a lecture from me I am your duty-bound voice of the people.

First I addressed the "Trash Gordon" Campaign Group and then, after a disgusting trip by train, I gave a lecture to a once respectable university group.

The " Pomo-Granite Manifesto" was agreed.

Post-Modernity(isms) are cemented into working-class consciousness. There is no Third Way.

2009-06-03T06:01:00.002+03:00

PUBLIC HEALTH WARNING

Your well inflamed Zola must travel again today. In keeping with certain UK politicians he accepts that " coming to the UK is a privilege".

But have no fears this trip should be short and sharp and squeaky clean.

It will be a best behaviour time.

2009-06-02T11:50:00.002+03:00

"SEA AND SAND

Here by the sea and sand
Nothing ever goes as planned

Nothing is planned by the sea and the sand"

2009-06-01T13:19:00.003+03:00

Mods and Rockers Return to Edinburgh

Damn it the South-East coasts of jolly England deserve this feast of wild attraction.
Dr Jimmy !

"Laugh and say I'm green
I've seen things you'll never see
Talk behind my back
But I'm off the beaten track
I'll take on anyone..."

What is it... all about ...
Jimmy?

2009-05-28T12:48:00.005+03:00

NOW IT IS TURDS-DAY AGIN

Woke up this morning with the blues in my mind and I escaped into that philosophical arena that wakes a person up in red-eyed realities.

I looked out at the world of "Being" as "Being". I embraced the earth and the wind and the fire and the air. I then searched for the water. But none was to be found.

So I settled for a beer or two.

I found myself today in an almost predisposed position with the monastic desert .

Fuck that for a lark I said to me sen. I'll av another one.

2009-05-22T13:55:00.002+03:00

Zola Is Back Down To Earth

After a typical Homeric journey to the old man above I return. Things seem quite different now. I sat, for awhile, at his Right side and received me medicine. It was time to descend agin.

I "spent a little time" in the Purgatorial Inns (and outs) and met a certain Mr Burgess. He asked me to stay. But I needed to return home. It was one of those decisions that made themselves.

I have ascended and now I return back to earth.
What the fuck more do you lot want I ask?

2009-05-20T12:10:00.002+03:00

AT LAST ZOLA IS UNDERSTOOD

I am "lazy and stupid" and in my male-worlds of wanton-wane I stand up straight and erect even if I cannot clean an oven or a "house".

Zola is nearly dead Long Live Zola.

2009-05-18T18:25:00.004+03:00

I Call a New Meeting of Minds

You have all misunderstood your kind Zola.

In fact there is a rumour going around that a look-a-like Zola might be seen, to be seen, in the UK quite soon.

Vote for ME in the European Elections.
But be careful of those that PRETEND.

2009-05-14T15:40:00.002+03:00

THE ZOMBIES SEEM TO TAKE 2009 BACK IN TIME

No one told me about her
And the way she lied...
and made people cry
and made people cry.

Well no one told me about her ...

Though they all knew ...
they all knew

But it's too late to say you're sorry
How would I know?
Why should I care?

Please don't bother trying to find her
She's not there...

It's shredded in the biny-bin
dumped in the garden
Away from your eyes
It's shredded in the safety-bin
The safety bin that is your own demise.

Apologies here to all purists that will pin us all ... when is the weekend coming I ask. Gimme space.

2009-05-13T10:30:00.002+03:00

I HAVE WITNESSED THE NEW AGE OF AUSTERITY

As I walked out this morning to buy me daily suspensive-sustenance I spyed with my little eye something beginning with B.

It was a bicycle clip - in fact two bicycle clips being worn by a biker.
Yes yes, one on each lower leg. Bugger me do I need to be so pedantic?

Anyway : these clips were not the old type where a flexi-all-round thing is the rage.
These bicycle clips were clothes pegs clipped on the outside of the legs and trousers.

It seems to me that such innovative pegging should be allowed on expenses for any politician. A message to all it would be.

2009-05-11T12:47:00.004+03:00

MAY WE GROW GRUMPY OLD FARTS AGAIN?

It seems to me, especially after my recent visits to the so called United Kingdom, that grumpy old farts may actually be fit for purpose.

Perhaps the "old grumpy bumpkins" can take the place of that lost teenager surge to change. It seems certain that the young grumpy types are not really making much of a difference. ( Irony intended )

BRING ON THE NAPPIES I SAY AND JUST WATCH US RANT AND RAGE.
FUCK that dummy I wanna breath and yell and rant.

2009-05-08T13:33:00.002+03:00

LATEST PREDICTIONS FOR THE DANCING CYCLOPS

From the always variable "Paganini" blog we find that the ailing pigeon is relieved by the "Pistolet".
Temps de... Pigeon if you will.
Faille Ferme.

Gordon Brown will show his ballet skills, on YOUTUBE, for all to see and admire.

2009-05-07T15:36:00.001+03:00

BREAKING WINDY-E-NEWS
Mr Rupert Murdoch has done a deal with enough governments to give him the power to charge me to enter his news-sites. Whore of a man I say.

2009-05-07T15:02:00.003+03:00

THE TROPIC OF CANCER NEEDS A GOAT
Considering the recent UK blurbs on the South Bank Show I can only weep gently in strong anger.

I come to praise "Rupert" and to bury him. Such was Dennis Potter in the 1990s. Bragg let it be and Potter was allowed to remain and re-enter into this TV cultural history.

You see Culture Ways can still remain difficult but yet worthwhile.

2009-05-06T11:17:00.003+03:00

TIME FOR A CLEAN SWEEP
I had, of course, forgotten, that today was the day to have me flue cleansed. There I was, in the middle of me morning habits, when the damned chimney sweep came.
Anyway me flews have had a good sweeping enough to last one more year.

Like to be clean in me flews I do.

2009-05-05T15:50:00.002+03:00

ZOLA SHALL BAN :-

More than sexteen grandma types and sexiobscenei grandpa types from this increasingly popular site.

As a Daily Mail consultant I can ask you, the real reader, to make your voice heard in public.

Who would you like to be banned from the Zola site ?

2009-05-04T12:17:00.002+03:00

THE TRIAL OF ZOLA BEGINS

As I woke up this morning I was accused of going to bed with a hangover. Now I well understand that we all go to bed with our beautiful partners in crime and then wake up to sin - but this is just too much.

I am not innocent !

2009-04-28T13:48:00.002+03:00

BEASTLY NEWS FROM ZOLA

It appears ( after a message from the Captain of the ice-breaker) that Zola is in sick-bay. The boat is nearly free of the ice packs and soon to be in free waters.
Zola seems to have picked up a virus from close contact with the minotaur.

We will keep you all informed as we receive the latest news.

2009-04-27T12:11:00.002+03:00

"WE GOT SO CLOSE BUT THE MINOTAUR WENT UNDERGROUND"

It is now known that your intrepid Zola failed to grab the Minotaur. The escape was under the water although the Zola squad did their level best to prevent this happening.
As far as we can make out the squad is rather tired and knackered right now but they have said that they hope to make it back on dry land before MayDay.

2009-04-22T10:45:00.002+02:00

THE CENTRE CANNOT HOLD

The unshaven and tired and bedraggled Zola has shown the true spirit of the British.

He has sent us this picture in the hope that you will all find strength and courage in these cold times.

2009-04-22T10:08:00.005+02:00

ZOLA SENDS US PHOTO-EVIDENCE OF THE GRAVE

Here lies ( sorry lay) the, emotional and challenged, running, lady, wearing jack-boots.
We planted a Christmas tree in the ice and at the spot where she was last seen.

It was the only decent thing to do in the circumstances.

As Christmas comes upon us all we, will, remember our lady of the jack boots again in far better times.

Just wait unto Christmas.

2009-04-17T17:59:00.002+02:00

ZOLA-NEWS UPDATE

As far as I can make out, as fuzzy connections are everywhere, Zola is away from the Sirens of the South and thrusting his way through the ice of the far north.

Radio contact was difficult but it seemed that Zola was saying : " I am getting closer to this monster that has been created by Dr Frankenstein".

We here at HQ are rather concerned.

2009-04-13T12:13:00.003+02:00

ZOLA WILL BE AWAY ON A QUEST : BUT ...
Anti-Tuck-Buck-un-Beadled will keep the home fires a'burning.