Who Is Tony, Where Is Rupert?

What the hell has Sylvia got to do with it?

Maybe we should change the clocks so that those dark hours do not arrive at the wrong time.

Oh : Ah Dunno......

Rest In Peace Anticant

You deserve it.

What did you leave us with?
That is easy to answer.

Keep on trying and working and doing towards that which is right and to the good. ( but still find a joke or a dig at the postmodern-turns that tickle)

Anticant : you were a beauty beyond words.

Zola Is Not Amused

I never thought that Social Realism was like this.

Climate Change : a window of opportunity

The rich already know this and say bring it on.

POSTMAN PAT IS FOR THE CHOP

The hermeneutics of this versus that is to be banned although, this far, they can only ban the messenger.

Is this, yet again, the death of "left and right"?

All We Want for Christmas is :-

My two front teeth?

Can it be? Mr B?

I am sure that we want other things.

For me it is ............. A Christmas Pudding

IN THE NORTH THE ELK IS OFTEN PISSED

Northern Elks enjoy, at this time of the year, well fermented apples and things like that. It does wonders for their X-Factor ratings.

Have you ever seen an elk when pissed?

Such a sight makes me glad to be human.

IT IS SO VERY VERY DARK

As I write I sense that I have hardly seen a sun or even a dim lighted day for sometime now. We are now getting to the dark times.

OK you try and live happily with almost 24 hours of damned darkness.

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE "EUROPEON"

Let us face it. Europeons ( that is European peons) have been a'plenty.

There was once a newspaper with such a name.
The crossword was designed for those that had had a tipple or two.

From the 1600s in Britain through to the late 1700s in France the really existing "Europeon" was always getting lost somewhere.

I HAD A DREAM

I was bonking with a beautiful mermaid by the seashore.

You must excuse me right now I need to go back to bed.

I WILL DO MY BIT FOR COPENHAGEN

I will only eat my delicious pea soup on a Thursday.
Over the Xmas I will eat up as many farting beasts as I can.

Along with Mr Murdoch I have de-googled the University of East Anglia.

I am also planning never to piss in the snow again ( even if I thought it was nice art work).

I am working hard on a few more decisions but it may take a week or two to finalise the totality.

WAS IT BILL OR WAS IT BEN ?

That turned the flower pot around just then.

Am I mad if I google and bad if I bing?

A few years ago I would never have dreamt of a thing

Like this.

I AM NOW OFF TO PLANT A LITTLE TREE

I am doing this to show my togetherness and consideration for the world.

This my day of really Royal feelings and celeb feelings at that.

Let us also celebrate, at the same time, our Green Stock wisdom.

WE MUST CHARGE THE BANKS FOR BEING OVERDRAWN

Those that get into pitifully bad debt must end up paying.

After all those savings accounts and pensions and insurance premiums it is high time that the overdrawn banks paid their dues.