Sunday, January 28, 2007

Zola TOLD YOU SO

As Zola predicted in his usual graceful way the tennis final in Brucer Land was a real neck stretcher and better than any fancy therapy. Serena Williams toppled the Siberian Maria Sharapova. OK there was still a bounce or two from Sharapova but the bouncing balls from Williams were pure delight for the eyes. Williams bounced in bigger ways and proved again that she is still a woman on top. Williams simply turned us all on with her over the shoulder boulder holders and Sharapova could hardly compete and could hardly return a service.
According to the latest news there has been a huge increase in neck disorders today and the hospitals suspect that this tennis match was partly to blame.
The umpire has, it is said, been receiving therapy for post-tennis-eye trauma.

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous13:19

    Filth.Pure filth.
    I am not used to this sort of thing........

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  2. I defy you to prove that you have a mind that is clean in thought word and deed and, at the same time, show just how any of my words are filth let alone pure filth.

    I thought it all full of grace.
    BTW : Due to public demand it seems as if I must write about blue tits in Finland. Many requests.

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  3. Anonymous03:38

    Best match was that Scots guy against Nadal.
    He may have lost, but was Nadal truly knackered?.

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  4. andy murray : no way. not enough bounce in those Scottish balls I'm afraid. If you argue with me I'll give you a firm backhander.

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  5. Anonymous11:59

    Zola you are a sexist.
    Please stop this kind of post.

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