Both wine and bread at confirmation were fake and this small site might just attract others that experienced the same. Critical voices? Those that participate? Who knows. For those that find sympathy with a walk on the wild sides of life, mountains, rivers or forests but do not pretend to escape. Other bits and pieces the news and also odds and sods that cry out "leave it off mate". Justly a lark and maybe the lark. But the lark will often land on the cactus.
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Everywhere in Chains
To be honest never even born free but there we have it.
I hand-wash my knickers in Lux.......they drip very gently, unlike the superb ZoZoBear, who cheerfully announced on one of his first visits to pikey's , that he was going for a 'few' and would piss on every lamp-post on the way back........any co-incidence with my knickers dripping and ZoZoBear's ablutions is vehemently denied..........Unless The Beadle knows better........
'Oh, I thought that was water from the dripping knickers.'
You filthy minded individual. That was Zola pissin' on a lamp-post. Does this reprobatofnous desist to your holiday companions? As usual, Lavvy and me are trying to do visualisations. Most are pretty accurate. Our latest was as follows. We have a Boldscot and an Anticant. Boldscot is climbing the Eiger. Anticant is in a Bath chair. Boldscot is pulling Anticant up the Eiger, on a bath chair. Anticant is hitting the mountain sheep as he passes. Boldscot is saying 'at the top of the Eiger you will find fucking Nirvana'. Anticant is saying 'quicker, you scoundrel' Boldscot says 'Tom Sharpe is better'.
I noticed Zola having pissed against the lamp-post in The Burrow.
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Oh, I thought that was water from the dripping knickers.
ReplyDeleteNO PISSING IN THE BURROW GROUNDS
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I hand-wash my knickers in Lux.......they drip very gently, unlike the superb ZoZoBear, who cheerfully announced on one of his first visits to pikey's , that he was going for a 'few' and would piss on every lamp-post on the way back........any co-incidence with my knickers dripping and ZoZoBear's ablutions is vehemently denied..........Unless The Beadle knows better........
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ReplyDeleteYou filthy minded individual.
That was Zola pissin' on a lamp-post.
Does this reprobatofnous desist to your holiday companions?
As usual, Lavvy and me are trying to do visualisations.
Most are pretty accurate.
Our latest was as follows.
We have a Boldscot and an Anticant.
Boldscot is climbing the Eiger.
Anticant is in a Bath chair.
Boldscot is pulling Anticant up the Eiger, on a bath chair.
Anticant is hitting the mountain sheep as he passes.
Boldscot is saying 'at the top of the Eiger you will find fucking Nirvana'.
Anticant is saying 'quicker, you scoundrel'
Boldscot says 'Tom Sharpe is better'.
Who is Tom Sharpe?
ReplyDeleteMad.Totally Mad.
ReplyDeleteWrote very many stories.Some seen on TV..Blott on the Landscape being one.
Alas Nature is lost.
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