Monday, June 04, 2007

NEWS FLASH
Three suspicious individuals, dressed in Edwardian costume, are being hunted down right now by Italian police. One police official said that : " these three people seemed to be a little foreign and they were seen to be dancing upon the grave of Percy Bysshe Shelly. This was after a boating trip. There was also a strong wine smell everywhere".

But we are told that this may not become a diplomatic incident. Time will tell.


5 comments:

  1. God forbid that Russian ICBMs are now pointing at the Italian Lakes.

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  2. Anonymous08:01

    Actually, they have been sunning themselves - when it wasn't raining - at a spot where James Joyce once foregathered with Ezra Pound.

    Free drinks all round in the Snug for the best fly-on-the-wall report of a conversation between those two.

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  3. Erza Ppound : Why do people think i am supporting Fascists?
    James J : You write with too much technique.

    That should get a free drink.

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  4. Anonymous22:07

    I would have thought that OurAnti was a walking Diplomatic incident just waiting to happen.
    And lovely with it.

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  5. Anonymous18:01

    Since when has Anticant been diplomatic?

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