Both wine and bread at confirmation were fake and this small site might just attract others that experienced the same. Critical voices? Those that participate? Who knows. For those that find sympathy with a walk on the wild sides of life, mountains, rivers or forests but do not pretend to escape. Other bits and pieces the news and also odds and sods that cry out "leave it off mate". Justly a lark and maybe the lark. But the lark will often land on the cactus.
Monday, July 30, 2007
ZOLA IS WELL BUT AWAY Due to the silly season being more silly in the UK Zola is travelling. Sori for this clear shirking of me pubic duties. Back in a couple of weeks. Be good...........
Ben, the Beadle, and Wooffie are mounting a round-the-clock patrol of the Burrow river bank, ears alert for the muffled plashing of oars which will herald the arrival of the Naked Kayaker.
Zola-ink-spots had warned us all MANY TIMES. It cannot be mere chance or coincidence that Lord Lucan is back in the news as zo-zo-beer hits the UK. Another rumour was that a six-pack was found in St James Park late at night. No beer left just the six cans. Finger prints needed here ....
Also there is a certain landlady expecting another warm visit and it is the talk of the town that an American security official was taken down a few pegs - after calling a Lord Lucan look-a-like "Mate" he quickly changed his stance into calling that look-a-like SIR. "That IS the way to do it", said Mr Punch.
Have a wonderful time,ZoZoBear !!
ReplyDeletehave fun, big man.
ReplyDeleteSimilar words in the same spirit(s) from me too.
ReplyDeleteWe shall miss our daily dose of Zola whimsy.
ReplyDeleteHave a great trip.
I take it nobody has heard from the 'Great White' so far ?
ReplyDeleteWell, ZoZoBear, should you need to make Bail, you know who to contact.xx
I keep looking around for someone matching my assumptions about him, but nothing so far...
ReplyDeleteI was looking forward to regular updates, Zola's very own notes from a small island. Landladies in seaside towns: you have been warned.
ReplyDeleteBen, the Beadle, and Wooffie are mounting a round-the-clock patrol of the Burrow river bank, ears alert for the muffled plashing of oars which will herald the arrival of the Naked Kayaker.
ReplyDeleteNo room here for the likes of you! This is a respectable establishment.
ReplyDeleteNaked Kayaker in London.
ReplyDeleteNo way...........
Quinquereme of Nineveh, perhaps.
The Burrow, as you well know Merkin, is not in London. It nestles in a leafy fold of the Yorkshire Wolds.
ReplyDeleteand not even a Postcard......
ReplyDeleteThere is,of course,as we speak, a MASSIVE Beer Festival..........
ReplyDeleteZola-ink-spots had warned us all MANY TIMES. It cannot be mere chance or coincidence that Lord Lucan is back in the news as zo-zo-beer hits the UK.
ReplyDeleteAnother rumour was that a six-pack was found in St James Park late at night. No beer left just the six cans. Finger prints needed here ....
Also there is a certain landlady expecting another warm visit and it is the talk of the town that an American security official was taken down a few pegs - after calling a Lord Lucan look-a-like "Mate" he quickly changed his stance into calling that look-a-like SIR.
"That IS the way to do it", said Mr Punch.
Oh No It's Not.............
ReplyDeleteOh yes it IS...........
ReplyDeleteI have the sausage.
ReplyDeleteBut have you the bottle?
ReplyDeleteCome on, come on, fight me you coward.
ReplyDeleteSaid Zo-Zo-Beer legless again.
I'll bite yer ankles I will.
In the spirit of UK democracy this thread is now closed.
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