QUALITY SOULMATES INVESTIGATED
Internal investigations are going on right now concerning "Escort Services" and the quality press.
The only reliable comment so far is : " Lord Beaverbrook would never have gone in this deep."
Remember, you read it here first.
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ReplyDeleteThe RIGHT HON G Broon has denied any involvement in plastic bags.
He was reported to say : " I have been been a Spice Girl fan".
However it seems like the meat of this story has already been gagged.