Thursday, February 28, 2008

QUALITY SOULMATES INVESTIGATED
Internal investigations are going on right now concerning "Escort Services" and the quality press.
The only reliable comment so far is : " Lord Beaverbrook would never have gone in this deep."
Remember, you read it here first.

1 comment:

  1. LATEST NEWS
    The RIGHT HON G Broon has denied any involvement in plastic bags.
    He was reported to say : " I have been been a Spice Girl fan".

    However it seems like the meat of this story has already been gagged.

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