BREAKING WIND-E-NEWS
We hear that Celtic Football Club have been less than positive about the movement of the Prime Minister back north.
It was said that : " We, at Celtic, feel that Mr Brown would be better placed at Newcastle United or Chelski".
The only comment we could get from the offices of the PM was : " He himself feels that the GB Olympic football team is more like his opportunity to really show his Bulldog spirit."
There are other ways for Mr Brown.
ReplyDeleteWe already know that he has been asked by the Eurovision Song Contest to bring back a Western sense of power.
It may as well be him as Mr Sneery Wogan.
ReplyDeleteI agree Merky boy : But we really must find a place for the Bulldog Brown so that he does not lose face ( he has already lost his guts ).
ReplyDeleteI guess Reality TV is the answer here just before it gets really really boring to the voters of the UK.
"I'm a failed Prime Minster - get me out of here!"
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