Monday, May 12, 2008

PLEASE DON'T SHOUT AT ME I AM SENSITIVE
As I walked alone in the Cherry Orchard, as the May Day sun scorched and the golden daffodils wafted with the faint winds, I felt a sense of true togetherness with others and the wide world.
And then, again and again, a harsh and evil bite hit hard from below.
The devil always has the worst byte.
But I shall struggle on in the knowledge that I must do it my way.

8 comments:

  1. Anonymous14:23

    Highways are always better than myways. Zola, me ole blue-eyed crooner, lighten up. Do-be-do-be-do.

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  2. Blink twice to turn right.
    Wink three times to turn left.
    Make your mind up UK Highways Agency.

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  3. Wasn't Napoleon's left-handedness the reason that you lot drive on the wrong side?

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  4. When a harsh and evil bite hits hard from below, there's only one sensible thing to do - drop your pants and let the offending hornets escape.

    I've just been reading a memoir by someone who gad to do just that on a visit to the gardens of an historic Czech castle. Unfortunately, two demure local maidens were walking towards him at the time, and the concierge was a dour former communist. An international incident was narrowly avoided.....

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  5. Anonymous02:03

    'When a harsh and evil bite hits hard from below, there's only one sensible thing to do - drop your pants and let the offending hornets escape.'

    Magnifico!
    As we speak, I am writing my plea in mitigation.

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  6. Sounds like you have all been reading the memoirs of Chrrie Blair and her offending hornets in the orchard.

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  7. Anonymous14:26

    William Wordsworth hardly needs this kind of knicker waving for the daffodils to show in the Netherlands.
    Might we expect a little more from this blog and bloggers?
    Seems all very silly to me.

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  8. Well disgusted Lakeland Poet : I agree with everything that has been said.
    As for you expecting - well hope is best for you methinks.

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