Both wine and bread at confirmation were fake and this small site might just attract others that experienced the same. Critical voices? Those that participate? Who knows. For those that find sympathy with a walk on the wild sides of life, mountains, rivers or forests but do not pretend to escape. Other bits and pieces the news and also odds and sods that cry out "leave it off mate". Justly a lark and maybe the lark. But the lark will often land on the cactus.
Friday, June 27, 2008
MY FATHER LEFT TO ME Many things, of course, but one springs back to mind right now. He said to me :- " Always be careful of two things. Slicky dicks and slippy dips." He was an old Labourite.
I was watching Billy Connolly on TV.
ReplyDeleteHe tells us advice from an old fucker.
'Never trust a fart.
Always use any available toilet.
If you have an erection, don't waste it.'
Haven't reached that stage yet but will bear it in mind.
I hope your father taught you not to do this:
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You guessed it right.
ReplyDeleteMy father told me to avoid the Daily Mail and the printers union.
He said to me : " Never be a type-setter".
I can do all that shit standing on ma heid!
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