Gordon Brown : G20 Own Goal
As the G20 information system gains momentum Gordi Broon has put his finger in the pie and pulled out a plum and then said FUCK IT .. and said what a bad boy I am.
The global arms trade giant BAE ( British Aerospace and Marconi and all the little tax havens ) are furious at this G20 information pack.
My source tells me that Brown has a cunning plan to keep BAE stable and in a growth curve. It is understood that brown has invented a new word for protectionism.
Watch this aerospace !
Is this subversive stuff what you call "family values"?
ReplyDeleteWatch it!
Value-Added it is.
ReplyDeleteGordon Brown Has Saved the World.
ReplyDelete- official.
Step aside, Jesus.
Oh dear me "The Uses of Enchantment".
ReplyDeleteWhatever next?
Mandy? Mandy Rice-Davies, ah, girl let me, um, ah, press you to my bosom!
ReplyDelete(I was just thirteen and you-know-whatting furiously at opportunity when she and Ms Keeler with a couple of screws buggered the WHOLE cabinet, so that it fell all to bits. 'A little Trollope', indeed! What a paradisal prospect it all was to a sensitive adolescent boy, of coming adulthood -- what a letdown! Dear me., I feel as misused and misled as Viole Falusche, himself, in /The Palace Of Love/, by Mr Jack Vance. I'll have my revenge yet, I tell you...I will!)
Moving right along, no oats and alfalfa sowed today although I could have just gotten away with it here, sunny and just dry enough for my little Fordson tractor before a nice Spring snowfall at the weekend, but I am lumbered indoors with God-damn business doings and hopeless paperwork struggles, so that the asparagus is still covered up....
'Dolly' is Derek Draper, a NuLabour spin merchant who runs a pisspoor blog called Labourlist which some unkind people have dubbed Labourlost. 'Mandy' is Lord Peter Mandelson.
ReplyDeleteThe Rice-Davies lady added an an immortal phrase to our political history when she retorted to Lord Astor's protestations that he knew nothing about the goings-on at his poolside between Profumo and Christine Keeler "Well, he would say that, wouldn't he?" [Titters in court].
Dear Mister Zola from Lapland,
ReplyDeletePlease could you let your friend Santa know that I want a Minstry of The Fence action man for next Christmas. They are new. And if Santa buys one for me, then a portion of the profits will go to the minstry. But all I'll get for Christmas is probably a lousy X-box. I want to fight for democracy when I grow up. Space and astronauts are boring. Please pass this on to Santa.
PS I have been a good, socially-cohesive responsible citizen boy. I do not drop litter and I do not say anything extreme. Mrs Blears would like me.
Well you guys ( and Little Billy) the only connection that I can find between these intellectual intrigues that pose as posts for firm debate - and my pure and original bit of wisdom is this :-
ReplyDeleteBAE is linked to those like Astor and Parfume Gardens which in turn belittle and spin-doctor the bollockical process which get filled with B-Liars and the like.
Never let a blog become a Bollocks-Cracey.
As for Santa : Please send your wishes to the IMF.
Whether of not I like Little Billy, I'm not at all sure that I like Big Zola.
ReplyDeleteUppitty, he is.
My source tells me that Brown has a cunning plan....
ReplyDeleteCunning plan?
Cunning stunt, more likely.
Do you remember The Cunning Stunts? Hadn't heard that Mrs Brown was one of them.
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