Climate Change : a window of opportunity

The rich already know this and say bring it on.

POSTMAN PAT IS FOR THE CHOP

The hermeneutics of this versus that is to be banned although, this far, they can only ban the messenger.

Is this, yet again, the death of "left and right"?

All We Want for Christmas is :-

My two front teeth?

Can it be? Mr B?

I am sure that we want other things.

For me it is ............. A Christmas Pudding

IN THE NORTH THE ELK IS OFTEN PISSED

Northern Elks enjoy, at this time of the year, well fermented apples and things like that. It does wonders for their X-Factor ratings.

Have you ever seen an elk when pissed?

Such a sight makes me glad to be human.

IT IS SO VERY VERY DARK

As I write I sense that I have hardly seen a sun or even a dim lighted day for sometime now. We are now getting to the dark times.

OK you try and live happily with almost 24 hours of damned darkness.

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE "EUROPEON"

Let us face it. Europeons ( that is European peons) have been a'plenty.

There was once a newspaper with such a name.
The crossword was designed for those that had had a tipple or two.

From the 1600s in Britain through to the late 1700s in France the really existing "Europeon" was always getting lost somewhere.

I HAD A DREAM

I was bonking with a beautiful mermaid by the seashore.

You must excuse me right now I need to go back to bed.

I WILL DO MY BIT FOR COPENHAGEN

I will only eat my delicious pea soup on a Thursday.
Over the Xmas I will eat up as many farting beasts as I can.

Along with Mr Murdoch I have de-googled the University of East Anglia.

I am also planning never to piss in the snow again ( even if I thought it was nice art work).

I am working hard on a few more decisions but it may take a week or two to finalise the totality.

WAS IT BILL OR WAS IT BEN ?

That turned the flower pot around just then.

Am I mad if I google and bad if I bing?

A few years ago I would never have dreamt of a thing

Like this.