IN THE NORTH THE ELK IS OFTEN PISSED
Northern Elks enjoy, at this time of the year, well fermented apples and things like that. It does wonders for their X-Factor ratings.
Have you ever seen an elk when pissed?
Such a sight makes me glad to be human.
I've never seen a purple cow
ReplyDeleteI hope never to see one
But I know that I'd rather see
A purple cow than be one.
An unpissed Zola would be a sight to behold!
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