IT'S "BLACK STUFF" ARTHUR'S DAY A'COMING UP

For all you cult-like experts and for all you pedantic piss-artists I admit I begin one day early. But there you have it and there it is.

As I'ma feeling better right now I'za tinker that I will have a stinker.

Take pity already for my "staff" who do not come from around these parts but are cheap to employ.