Showing posts with label Royal Marines training for bullshit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Royal Marines training for bullshit. Show all posts

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Reality Feedback for those glorious Royal Marines

Facts are facts, cannot change that, so long as you believe me. Let me tell you a story.

During a 6 week training course that would help lead to Royal Marine status I met the only black guy. His name was Adom. He was fantastic in athletic ability but he had been sent to the UK for "training" as he was was considerd a deviant in his native Africa. His parents were very respectable just like the Royal Marines.

One day in the gym when we were all trying to jump over two wooden horses placed long ways ( which is one hell of a jump ) our Adom showed beauty and truth. He floated over those two wooden horses as others smacked themselves all over the place. Adom did it and he did it in style.

His reward?

That same day, at evening time, Adom was given duties. To march around the parade ground ( see J.Swift and Gulliver to get the mathematics of this long haul) and to march around the parade ground with a rifle held ABOVE his head. Royal Marines are beautiful people that we can trust (sic) Very sick! Two hours of very sick rewards from the UK. His parents approved of this.

When Adom came back to the group he was totally fucked.
At that time i was not strong enough to complain or revolt. But at that time i did learn a thing or two.

They tried to break him UK style, Royal Marine style.
But Adom was a natural artist.

He pissed people off but he never did things for that reason.
he was as he was.
He was good.

Why did the Royal Marines dislike him?


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