PEELING POTATOES AS A POTATORY EXPERT
Having four mouths to feed today I found myself counting the spuds. I ended up with four times four which equals 16. So far so good. But then came the strange bit ( strange at least for those that actually peel spuds and make meals at home) I began counting the numbers again every time I sliced away a bit of spud skin ... 1...2...6...12...pieces of spud lost and binned. It was then that I saw the connection with politics and core voters.

Damn it then came the onions.
Best I go skateboarding methinks and soon.