EU VOTING BLOC MOVES TO BAN HARRY POTTER

Poland has been urging EU members to ban Harry Potter.
Too many witches here already it was said.

The only official response so far comes from the UK : " Too late, too late, the Queen cried, Harry Potter has already been well satisfied."

The President of France is considering his response and it is rumoured that he is trying to get contact with his wife to get the details correct for a public comment.