GALE WARNING IS NOT IMMINENT BUT POSSIBLE

It is only fair to warn my many and distinguished bloggiques that the grumpy-o-meter is unpredictable right now. Your windy-News might not be as polite or as gracious as you have so rightly come to expect.

If Norwich City Football Club fails to win today and firmly boot Sheffield Wednesday into next week then a wobbler is likely.

If such a thing happens, God FORBID, the public is warned about the content of this blog next week. It will be, at a minimum, Adult-Rated.