FROM THE GUARDIANS OF TRUTH TODAY we read :-

1) Sex education in schools works and Polly Toytown shows us all just how to limit sexual acts. It seems that all we need to do is place a picture of her inside our heads and that will be enough.
2) There should, it was claimed, be more courses for older folk. That is a kind of liberal arts educational type thing course. I shudder at the implications when we see :-
Antiquescant doing courses in kick-boxing and metaphysical poetry.
LavenderBlue with her Domestic Science with the life and times of Marlene Dietrich.
Merkyperky doing an analysis of Page 3 babes with Freudian Fantasy Teams.
Trousers doing daisy-chain design with American Studies.
Szwazzifuzzyman with his Aztec rap with Catholic Radicalism in Poland.

Ah dunno maybe the world would be a better place then.