WEEKEND THOUGHTS FOR LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIPS

As my Grandmother tried to teach me to suck eggs I now remember one of her words of wisdom that came across me like nothing else before. She told me a little story about my grandfather coming home on a Friday night.

Grandfather kissed her. First on the lips. Then he went down. Kissed her neck and the story goes on as her belly bits were kissed with a passion.

He then kissed her thighs and then he got slapped across the face.

She said : If that was a pub you would not have missed that would you!