WE HAVE NO POTATOES TODAY
The betting is being called off by the big boys. Insider information has given the EU a new sense of hope. Ireland will vote YES to the New and Well Reformed Treaty of the Constitution of the Constitution.
The Rt Con Toni Blair is however not amused and has e-mailed from his own computer to many good Catholics in Ireland calling for a rethink of their faith.
Strange perhaps that, by all reports, the Pope is tickled by all this.