Tuesday, April 28, 2009

BEASTLY NEWS FROM ZOLA

It appears ( after a message from the Captain of the ice-breaker) that Zola is in sick-bay. The boat is nearly free of the ice packs and soon to be in free waters.
Zola seems to have picked up a virus from close contact with the minotaur.

We will keep you all informed as we receive the latest news.

Monday, April 27, 2009


"WE GOT SO CLOSE BUT THE MINOTAUR WENT UNDERGROUND"

It is now known that your intrepid Zola failed to grab the Minotaur. The escape was under the water although the Zola squad did their level best to prevent this happening.
As far as we can make out the squad is rather tired and knackered right now but they have said that they hope to make it back on dry land before MayDay.


Wednesday, April 22, 2009


THE CENTRE CANNOT HOLD

The unshaven and tired and bedraggled Zola has shown the true spirit of the British.

He has sent us this picture in the hope that you will all find strength and courage in these cold times.

ZOLA SENDS US PHOTO-EVIDENCE OF THE GRAVE

Here lies ( sorry lay) the, emotional and challenged, running, lady, wearing jack-boots.
We planted a Christmas tree in the ice and at the spot where she was last seen.

It was the only decent thing to do in the circumstances.

As Christmas comes upon us all we, will, remember our lady of the jack boots again in far better times.

Just wait unto Christmas.

Friday, April 17, 2009


ZOLA-NEWS UPDATE

As far as I can make out, as fuzzy connections are everywhere, Zola is away from the Sirens of the South and thrusting his way through the ice of the far north.

Radio contact was difficult but it seemed that Zola was saying : " I am getting closer to this monster that has been created by Dr Frankenstein".

We here at HQ are rather concerned.

Monday, April 13, 2009

ZOLA WILL BE AWAY ON A QUEST : BUT ...
Anti-Tuck-Buck-un-Beadled will keep the home fires a'burning.
APPEAL FOR HELP : MISSING PERSON

Your humanitarian Zola has agreed to use his wide blogging influence to call upon his flock to help in finding a missing person. Brian Christopolis has gone missing. He is usually nicknamed BC.

He was last seen hanging around the hillsides and wearing hippy-style clothes. He has long hippy styled hair.He also wears hippy style sandals.

Information is needed because many people are suffering. His mother asks for a closure on this whole issue so that all women can rest in peace again.


Saturday, April 11, 2009

PASSING OVER LENT AND ON THE ROAD TO RECOVERY

After a careful consideration for the feelings of my frustrated parish I decided to make an attempt to enjoy things like Hot Cross Bunnies. A very, no, very very, educational experience was had by all as a Good Friday merged into what can only be called the New Saturday of the Sacred Cows.

And then, in the still early morning, as I remained smoking and hot, I spotted a Snow (shoe) Hare gobbling up me bloody bird food.

I spotted the beast because its pure white hair was changing too quickly to a summer brownish colour. We are still with snow up here you see. I suspect that poor Snow Hare can expect a big pasting from the resident black hooded crows soon.

Sometimes I have watched as the big birds attack both the hare and others. Believe you me it would hurt.

Now let that be a big warning to those that will talk about Easter Bunny things and Hot Cross Black Hooded Crows.

Next time to attend a protest demonstration make sure you wear the right colours so to fit into the scene.

Let all this be a warning, for all.
Those that change their spots too early in the natural ordering of things get a kind of cum-up-pance quickly.

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

DOWN AND OUT WITH AN MBA
I know it is awful to keep yapping about "East Angular" and therefore service the beast - but I really must complain here.

No matter what some UK people think : George Orwell was a "Plongeur" or at least a dirty dish washer.
He was not some "Gastronomical Hygiene Technician".

By the way I wish you all an enjoyable crucifixtion coming up.

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION ...
Well I guess it never quite made it but there you have it and there it is.

The colourful scientific revolution did OK but ... ( even the alchemy of a Maggi Thatcher was not good enough to make a "social"-chemical work).

I think that I need to work with my hands again.




Monday, April 06, 2009

I JUST FUCKED A FAT CAT

Garfield will never be the same again.

Saturday, April 04, 2009

GALE WARNING IS NOT IMMINENT BUT POSSIBLE

It is only fair to warn my many and distinguished bloggiques that the grumpy-o-meter is unpredictable right now. Your windy-News might not be as polite or as gracious as you have so rightly come to expect.

If Norwich City Football Club fails to win today and firmly boot Sheffield Wednesday into next week then a wobbler is likely.

If such a thing happens, God FORBID, the public is warned about the content of this blog next week. It will be, at a minimum, Adult-Rated.

Thursday, April 02, 2009

Gordon Brown : G20 Own Goal

As the G20 information system gains momentum Gordi Broon has put his finger in the pie and pulled out a plum and then said FUCK IT .. and said what a bad boy I am.

The global arms trade giant BAE ( British Aerospace and Marconi and all the little tax havens ) are furious at this G20 information pack.

My source tells me that Brown has a cunning plan to keep BAE stable and in a growth curve. It is understood that brown has invented a new word for protectionism.
Watch this aerospace !
PLEASE BE PATIENT STILL : THE UNITED CONDOM WILL PREVAIL

Give me high hopes, gimme high hopes
Give me pie in the sky and ....

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

ZOLA WILL RETURN TO FAMILY VALUES IN BLOGGING
Let it be known that Zola feels that he has been far to lenient and all too often shown a fuzzy morality in this blog site. I must take my part of the blame for this sad condition of our once honourable institution of bloggers.

So from today Zola will not allow inappropriate, suggestive or subversive acts to be soiling this site.

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