Friday, July 31, 2009

ROLL UP ROLL UP BUY YOUR DISCOUNTED CHILCOTS HERE

Chilcots are cheap today and cheaper than yesterday

And NO : you are not going to get a picture today with this.
Everytime I give you lot a picture you abuse me self-esteem.

Monday, July 27, 2009


NORWICH CITY GOING ON A TRIP UP HIGH

Friday, July 24, 2009

NORWICH SMELLS THE MUSTARD

Chloe Smith needed to change her image. Can you blame her with a first name like Chloe and a follow up like Smith (( imges of confusion around here as the well muscled and Brezzi-styled eyebrows struggle with a more delicate and Deloitte(tishis) career move)).

But I have it on her honour that "she will not let me down".

Me well tested... orr..onknownies of tradition, as one bastion of bullishness, finds a certain sympathy through such promises.

But I remain suspicious as she studied English Litt at York University.

Why on earth would anyone travel all the way from Naawich to study the gems of Literature we ask. Suspicious I remain.


Friday, July 17, 2009


T'WAS DOWN WHERE FISHER FOLK GATHER'd

As I wandered far from the throng
And
As I searched
For more red sailors on't sea;
Down by the harbour, I heard,
A crippled woman
Sing out!
To me?

Red sails in the sunset

Thursday, July 16, 2009


I HAVE JUST TAKEN ON NEW STAFF

I think he will soon be ready for when Peter Mangledbum and Sarah Brownie-Points arrive for their ( all expenses paid) Lapland meeting.

Cherie Blair was also due to attend but the Pig Flue finally caught up with her. She is banned. Never know what you might catch from Blairs.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

EXOTIC SPECIES ARE EVERYWHERE IT SEEMS

We learn that exotic species exist. They can be found even between the borders of a France, a Holland and ( would you believe it) a UK.

Or at least the remains of such ...

This all had me thinking about our existing exotic species-beings. Damn I began to think. I came up with :-

1. intellectual mind invited for a chat in the bar
2. sexy beast willing to keep his or her mouth shut in public
3. blogger good at spelling and with grandma
4. hunter-gatherer not on the pay roll of Mr Murdoch et al
5. decent pub in Dublin

OK I know that is only five. What do you expect on a Teas'day.


Sunday, July 12, 2009

I HAVE SEEN SYD BARRETT

This morning there landed a kind of UFO in me back garden. Out of it walked what can only be described as a Syd Barrett in drag.

But he is alive and well.

Thursday, July 09, 2009

WHEN A WAR COMES ALONG

"Back the great attack ... with War Savings".


Monday, July 06, 2009

IT IS A SAD SAD DAY FOR SOUTHWOLD

The wonderful local radio ( FM) station, based at the school of our beloved St Felix scholars, has been sanitised by that Libby Perves.

What more can I say but a waste of the talent that traditionally comes with the St Felix way of adventure and edification.

Libby Perves? Even without the pun here : this is quite disgusting.

Come on St Felix students do you know what you are getting into here?

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