Tuesday, March 31, 2009

AS I WAS SURFING THE GOVERNMENT PORN SITES ...
An e-mail came to me.
It was from Jack-Boot Confickor.
It was very suspicious so I placed it under junk.

I do hope that I did the right thing.

Monday, March 30, 2009

GIVE US A BREAK ...
For the last two hundred years or so the working class have been asking for a break.
But we never existed as human beings then.

Little has changed.
THE INFAMOUS HOME OFFICE SHALL BE RECTIFIED

I guess that is what is when a bit of brown is tasted.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

A GOOD BLOGGER MUST BE TRANSPICUOUS
A blogger that we trust will say a firm yes or no to questions like :-

a) Have you ever had sexual intercourse on top of a grave in a church yard?
b) Have you ever read the Daily Mail?
c) Have you ever used a credit card?
d) Have you ever masturbated in a public place ( exciting it might be)
e) Have you ever voted for your political party and been proud of it?
f) Have you ever bought cheap wine or beer from a supermarket?
g) Have you ever thought that an Australian is intelligent?
h) Have you ever needed to take a shit when no public toilet was around?
i) Have you ever shit in a public place?

and finally :-
Have you ever been human all too human?

I have my special system for evaluating the responses. Trust me.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

WHO GOES TO BRAZIL AFTER THE BIG FESTIVALS ?

Who goes?

Who?

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

MASS SOCIETY EQUALS ENERGY IMPAIRED
..........


CAN WE ALL COME TOGETHER ?

Oh yes we will.
Not unfortunately in the birth pangs of this or that.

We will all come together when we die.

Monday, March 23, 2009

DID YOU KNOW ?
You will soon be able to get from A to Z in 30 minutes.

It is better, I think, to walk.
That may take me "days" but what wonderful days they might be.

But why did I want to go from A to Z?
Back to bed.

Friday, March 20, 2009

CULTURE OF VIOLENCE
Is the latest trailer advertising the film "Wanted" really a warning to us that sexy Angelina Jolie is planning a school killing event?

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

I WILL CUT MY NUCLEAR ARSENAL

I will quit my viagra supplies and intake.
I really cannot afford it anyway.


WHY I AM SO EXPENSIVE
The blue sky and the sun shines upon my roof. The deep snow covering is melting now day by day.
Gone. My insulation gone.
More electricity bills and/or more wood fires a burning.

As the snow melts I get colder.

If it gets much worse I will need a Willie-Warmer in bed tonight !

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

WHY I AM SO ALONE ...
is because I cannot blame anybody else or any big and fancy global terror for my own damned faults.
Maybe that is why I get kicked up the arse sometimes by "others" that are all too foreign and friendly.
But my sword shall not slip from my hand as I battle the quaking of the gates of both heaven and hell.

Monday, March 16, 2009

WHY I AM SO CATHOLIC ...
a) I like to light-boat candles in the wind
b) I like blowing out candles in the calm
c) I am just a pain in the arse.

After so very many complaints last week about philosophical funbits I am now determined to suffer no more of the sins of consistent incontinence.

Friday, March 13, 2009

SOCRATES SUCKED ON THE HEMLOCK DEAL
Suicide is a strange tradition.

However I would not want suicide to be institionalised !
Why?
Because suicide has little or nothing to do with personal freedom.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

WHY I AM SO WISE AND CLEVER ...
It is because of FISH.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

HOW TIPPLED I AM...
When playing my organ in the best traditions of a Beethoven or an 1812, or even in a tradition of the church, I do like me tipple.

Wherever would the Arts be without a tipple or two?

Friday, March 06, 2009

THE BOOTY OF THE WORLD
" In spite of difference of soil and climate, of language and manners, of laws and customs : in spite of things silently gone out of mind, and things violently destroyed ; the poet... "

More opiumism please?

Pension-fund managers and politicians and ... ... poppy-cock fuckers take new strength now from the "things violenty destroyed". This may be your last chance to destroy more.

Thursday, March 05, 2009

"ALL CHANCE, DIRECTION,WHICH THOU CANST NOT SEE ...

All discord, harmony, not understood ...
And spite of pride, in erring reason's spite..."

Is there anybody here that springs to mind?

" For forms of government let fools contest;
Whate'er is best administered is best ...
Thus God and Nature linked the general frame,
And bade self-love and social be the same. "


Wednesday, March 04, 2009

SEIZE THE DAY-MOMENT OF CARPE DEIM

Should that be Carpe Diem"?

No, no - no, no-no-no-no.

Dime is better.

Rumour has it that an uncertain Gawdi Brown has misunderestimated the political economy and his own humour. Just rumours.

I might be wrong here - but history will tell the real story.
Karl Marx said that kind of thing as he was humble and human.

Monday, March 02, 2009

THE RAMBLER BECOMES THE RAMBLUR
The Modernised Rambling "Association" foot-falls as Essex-Person.

Damn it I can remember better times when we walked into criminality.

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