Friday, November 27, 2009

I AM NOW OFF TO PLANT A LITTLE TREE

I am doing this to show my togetherness and consideration for the world.

This my day of really Royal feelings and celeb feelings at that.

Let us also celebrate, at the same time, our Green Stock wisdom.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

WE MUST CHARGE THE BANKS FOR BEING OVERDRAWN

Those that get into pitifully bad debt must end up paying.

After all those savings accounts and pensions and insurance premiums it is high time that the overdrawn banks paid their dues.

Monday, November 23, 2009


WOULD YOU COMMENT ON THIS PICTURE TONI?

You must have seen it before.

But Toni : do you have any nice pictures from Iraq?


Friday, November 20, 2009

WHO SHOULD WE BRAND AND WHY?

It seems to be that loveable and sturdy ponies on Exmoor are being branded. That is scarred. That is classified and disfigured. Are there good reasons why we should "brand" beings?

Of course there are.
We should "brand" our politicians. Not necessarily with a red hot poker but certainly with some kind of permanent ear-ring or burnt mark on the forehead.

Why?
Because we own them. We pay for them. Therefore we must control them and mark them well for life.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

WE HEAR THAT : REPOSSESSIONS ARE LOWER THAN EXPECTED

What is really significant here is that a parliament and a party has this lack of historical fact as common knowledge.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

BEING AFTER DEATH

I have been a pondering. Which of the elemental facilities would be the prefered choice for our Being after death?

Fire?

Earth?

Water?

Under this rage for privatisation I am beginning to understand that even my poor life will end as an expensive trick ( and a profit for somebody else). That is even with "cut-price" funerals.

Monday, November 16, 2009

I GET THE FEELING AGAIN THAT ...

The war-machine and the political-economy is warming up agin.

My voice is not so powerful anymore. My ears are also immune to Sgt Major training schemes.

But I am left, still, with my sense of smell.

Something stinks to high heaven right now.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

WHAT A WEEKEND...

First I was enchanted afresh as my daughter joined with 70 others to perform Adiemus ( Songs of Sanctuary ) and I was lucky to be able to attend as an enchanted member of the audience.

Then I attended a funeral. One of our beloved neighbours died and was buried today. She was only ninety five years of age. It was a very formal funeral. That was OK.


Friday, November 13, 2009

THE RESEARCH HAS BEEN DONE

The results are clear.

Those reading and contributing to the pages of this blog are those with :-

a) a high IQ
b) a high measured mass of cerebral matter
c) long penises, and
d) an inability to suffer fools gladly


Monday, November 09, 2009

JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT ALL

As you will know, or have at least felt deep down in your hearts, we now have the first homosexual BISHOP in the Nordic lands.

She is quite humble in accepting her honour as taken away to an infinate gay period that is a'coming all the time.


Saturday, November 07, 2009

I MISS SMITHS CRISPS BECAUSE
Sometimes the little blue salt bag was damp and I could get angry.
Sometimes there was no damned salt bag there at all so I could get really pissed off.
Things were oh so much better then.

Friday, November 06, 2009

POPPY-COCK ANY ONE OUT THERE?

Before I ever would enter the killing fields I would need a strong shot of something or another to stop me thinking.


Tuesday, November 03, 2009

FROM THE IVORY TOWERS
There is hope.
A thing is only a thing when it is thinging to be sure BUT...

As far as I can make out young students begin to understand that they are but mere "things" in this education game. But ...

As a "human resource" they search for more.

As I understand it now a "thing is only a thing when it is thinging" but what then when a thing refuses to thing all the time?

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