BREAKING WIND-E-NEWS
It has been reported that Gawdi-Brown Arse has been taking over the puppets and manipulating them from "behind". ( and there was I thinking that the Punch and Judy show in the UK still rated as a must-see event).
Lordi(soon to be) Gawdi, Brown Arse has been using the fine old art of a puppeteer as a subtle disguise for what really is beneath.
In search for his pupilarity-status ( Scots Law) to be upgraded Gawdy-Brown Arse has started to beat upon unmarried women with his wicked stick.
But, it seems OK. His popularity is good enough to get elected again.

By The Way : What is it with big ears? Blair, Bush and Brown, Charlie boy?
Take a look in the mirror I must.